TRAPPED RATS CANT LEAVE PROVERBIAL SHIP IN LATAKIA 1
April 21st, 2014 08:04 am    29 comments

TRAPPED RATS CANT LEAVE PROVERBIAL SHIP IN LATAKIA

  SALMA:  To the south.  The SAA has found one of the last warehouses used by the Salafist rodents to store their weapons in the eastern part of the north coastal mountains.  Inside were boxes of ammunition which were desperately needed by abandoned rodents in Kasab and Al-Samraa.  The SAA came upon the cache by…

HOMS: TEETERING AND TOTTERING ON THE EDGE OF LIBERATION 5
April 20th, 2014 12:34 pm    10 comments

HOMS: TEETERING AND TOTTERING ON THE EDGE OF LIBERATION

HOMS: Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia:   Waadi Al-Saayeh: Fadi’s relatives have confirmed what SyrPer wrote yesterday about the cleansing of this area. News today indicates the SAA is about to overrun rats positions.  SyrPer is going to stick the proverbial neck out and predict the complete eradication of all rats here in the…

QALAMOON RETURNING TO NORMAL AS INHABITANTS RETURN BY THE THOUSANDS 6
April 20th, 2014 11:04 am    6 comments

QALAMOON RETURNING TO NORMAL AS INHABITANTS RETURN BY THE THOUSANDS

  Citizens of ‘Assaal Al-Ward, Al-Jubba and Ra`s Al-Ma’aarra return by the hundreds to their towns thanks to the efforts of the SAA and NDF.  Electricity has been restored to most areas now because the threat of disconnection by rats has been significantly diminished over the last few weeks.  Daarayyaa:  At the Associations Building, Al-‘Alaayili…

SAUDI RODENTS SEEK REFUGE IN SAUDI EMBASSY IN LEBANON 7
April 20th, 2014 10:37 am    19 comments

SAUDI RODENTS SEEK REFUGE IN SAUDI EMBASSY IN LEBANON

  With reports of a massive influx of Saudi “students” into the United States (111,000), the Lebanese got their share of the rancid pie by having to entertain a mere 41 Wahhabist MERS-carrying, Syphilis-infected, Saudi lepers who sought “refuge” from the war their own simian superiors started in Syria.  Most were embedded among Syrian refugees…

SAA AMBUSH KILLS 184 RATS IN HANAANU : ALEPPO 8
April 20th, 2014 10:07 am    21 comments

SAA AMBUSH KILLS 184 RATS IN HANAANU : ALEPPO

  ALEPPO: In a shattering response to a “well-planned” attack on the Hanaanu Barracks, the Syrian Arab Army lays down devastation by killing 184 rodents belonging to the Nusra, Jabhat Al-Islam, Ahl Al-Shaam and Jaysh Al-Mujaahideen.  This must have been concocted by the Saudis because it bore all the signs of simian simplicity and utterly…

SYRIAN ARMY NEARS CLOSING DOWN HOMS MERCENARIES 10
April 19th, 2014 11:36 am    52 comments

SYRIAN ARMY NEARS CLOSING DOWN HOMS MERCENARIES

    Homs is verging on total liberation as Syrian Army stalwarts surround and snuff the noisome remnant rodents who are being kept alive by nothing more than the certainty of their own death and the inevitability of their transportation into their own private Oblivion.  Dr. Ja’afari at the U.N. is right, according to Wael,…