JOHN MCCAIN'S NEW PASSION FOR TEAM WRESTLING; MORE DISASTERS FOR RATS IN HOMS; ALEPPO FOREIGN VERMIN LEAVING BY HUNDREDS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS 3
March 20th, 2014 10:03 am    33 comments

JOHN MCCAIN’S NEW PASSION FOR TEAM WRESTLING; MORE DISASTERS FOR RATS IN HOMS; ALEPPO FOREIGN VERMIN LEAVING BY HUNDREDS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

(Thanks, Dudley) Tuscon, Arizona:  It’s official, John “Screwball” McCain has declared his intention to join the International Pro Wrestling Union (IPWU) and become a “team wrestler”.  Mr. McCain, seen above in an approved photo, squats at the far right just before vomiting into his outfit.  He is preceded by four of his team from l…

COMMUNIQUE OF SAA HIGH COMMAND; RA'S AL-'AYN LIBERATED; HEAVY FIGHTING IN RANKOOS AS SAA ADVANCES ON ALL FRONTS; AL-ZAARA AMBUSH NETS MORE RODENTS; NEWS AND COMMENT 7
March 19th, 2014 11:07 am    81 comments

COMMUNIQUE OF SAA HIGH COMMAND; RA’S AL-‘AYN LIBERATED; HEAVY FIGHTING IN RANKOOS AS SAA ADVANCES ON ALL FRONTS; AL-ZAARA AMBUSH NETS MORE RODENTS; NEWS AND COMMENT

The Syrian Arab Army High Command issued the following communique addressing the recent attack by the Zionist enemy on the Golan: “In a new violation of the Disengagement of Forces Agreement, the Zionist enemy, yesterday afternoon, fired artillery and tank rounds and anti-tank rockets near the village of Saheeta and at elevation 1023 causing material…

AL-HISSN LIBERATED; RANKOOS TO FALL SHORTLY; NEWS AND COMMENT 8
March 19th, 2014 08:39 am    20 comments

AL-HISSN LIBERATED; RANKOOS TO FALL SHORTLY; NEWS AND COMMENT

Syrian Perspective can confirm the complete liberation of Al-Hissn.  As of this morning, SAA is conducting neighborhood sweeps to find cringing rats most of whom are from foreign countries.  Last night, 77 rodents surrendered to SAA and security, some having the temerity to ask for consideration under the Amnesty law. Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of…

FLAG OF THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC RAISED IN YABROOD;  10
March 18th, 2014 02:02 pm    47 comments

FLAG OF THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC RAISED IN YABROOD;

The flag of the Syrian Arab Republic is hoisted over Yabrood.   Huge demonstration in Mukharram and Al-Manzool (Homs) supporting the Syrian Arab Army after its victory in Yabrood. The Syrian Army has arrived at Ra`s Al-‘Ayn and reports are coming in that the rats are fleeing Rankoos using unorthodox routes into the Lebanon.  But…

KERRY APPOINTS NOTORIOUS ZIONIST TO SUCCEED SPOOK FORD; LAUGHTER ERUPTS THROUGHOUT SYRIA 14
March 17th, 2014 10:13 am    64 comments

KERRY APPOINTS NOTORIOUS ZIONIST TO SUCCEED SPOOK FORD; LAUGHTER ERUPTS THROUGHOUT SYRIA

Just when you thought it would be safe to breathe the air, John Forbes Kerry, notorious bearer of blight, bi-polar psychotic, Edmund Muskie clone and war criminal astounds you with another trompe l’oeil expertly designed to give you the trauma of the century.  To replace the humiliated CIA spook-cum-diplobabbler, Robert Ford, whose antics in Syria…

GENERAL AL-FURAYJ: "WE ARE MOVING FROM ONE VICTORY TO THE NEXT!"; NEWS AND DISCUSSION; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT 16
March 17th, 2014 09:03 am    18 comments

GENERAL AL-FURAYJ: “WE ARE MOVING FROM ONE VICTORY TO THE NEXT!”; NEWS AND DISCUSSION; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

LT. GEN., FAHD JAAASSEM AL-FURAYJ, SYRIAN DEFENSE MINISTER, VISITS YABROOD IN THE AFTERMATH OF THE EPIC VICTORY THERE AND PROMISES MORE TRIUMPHS IN FAALEETA, RA`S AL-MA’AARRA AND RANKOOS.               General Al-Furayj seen here in Yabrood surrounded by Syrian Army field commanders.  (Photo: Joseph Eid/AFP)    (Photo: Joseph Eid/AFP)  _________________________________…

COMMUNIQUE OF THE SYRIAN HIGH COMMAND RE: YABROOD; NEWS AND COMMENT 19
March 16th, 2014 11:19 am    33 comments

COMMUNIQUE OF THE SYRIAN HIGH COMMAND RE: YABROOD; NEWS AND COMMENT

Syrian infantrymen scour the streets of Yabrood for rodents and IEDs Yabrood: I just received a report that hundreds of rats from the town of Yabrood and even Faleeta have used “unlawful” routes in order to escape to neighboring Lebanon’s ‘Arsaal. The people of ‘Arsaal are uniformly Sunni and invincibly ignorant.  You haven’t lived until…