October 16th, 2013 02:11 pm    27 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 16, 2013 – SYRIAN OBSERVATORY CAUGHT LYING AGAIN; EXPLOSION IN NAWAA KILLS 21 RAT TERRORISTS;

DER’AH AND LONDON, U.K.: SYRIAN LAVATORY FOR HUMAN RIGHTS, led by perennial SyrPer Liar of the Year Nominee, Rami Abdul-Rahman, has been caught lying again.  In his usual forked-tongued manner, Abdul-Rahman regaled the world once again with deliberately skewed horror stories about explosions.  This time the explosion killed civilians in Nawaa, Der’ah Province.  Right?…………..No way. …

September 8th, 2013 03:55 pm    144 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 8, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES OBAMA’S TERRORISTS AGAIN IN LATAKIA; OBAMA SHAMES THE UNITED STATES IN TYPICAL OUTBURST AGAINST PRES. PUTIN;

LATAKIA: HORRIFIC (READ: LOVELY) DISASTER BEFALLS THE NATO/SAUDI RAT TERRORISTS IN LATAKIA.  RATS DIE LIKE LEMMINGS AS SYRIAN ARMY UNLEASHES NEW TECHNOLOGY This soldier draws a bead on crawling vermin in the northern countryside.  He will drop his usual quota. SAAQIYAT AL-KART:  This is again in northern Latakia Province near the Turkish border.  The Syrian…