September 18th, 2014 03:37 pm    125 comments

HUNDREDS SURRENDERING TO SYRIAN ARMY TO FIGHT AMERICAN INVADERS; HOMS, HAMA AND IDLIB EXPLODING

DAMASCUS:  If that idiot, Obama, thinks his plan to attack Syria is going to work, it will be over the bodies of thousands of penitent Syrians who have rejointed the human race.  Yesterday and today, hundreds have continued to re-defect back to the Syrian fold and flip an angry finger at that cowardly whoremonger, Barack…

August 29th, 2014 03:44 pm    40 comments

SYRIAN ARMY THROTTLES TERRORISTS IN QALAMOON; TUNISIAN MURDERER KILLED

Faaleeta Foothills:  Terrorist jackasses and wanted murderers found their pathway to Hell made all that much easier by the Syrian Army.  Yesterday, while trying to hide around the town, the SAA killed 14 and took 8 wounded: Abu ‘Ubayda Al-Tunisi (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE DROPPING. Id pending.) Abu ‘Umar (Id pending) Abu Muhammad Al-Sahli (Believed to…

August 17th, 2014 10:45 am    145 comments

‘ALLOOSH: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE; GENERAL AL-FURAYJ VISITS AL-MALEEHA

  Lt. General, Fahd Jaassem Al-Furayj, Defense Minister and Deputy Commander-in-Chief of the Syrian Armed Forces reviews his victorious troops in Al-Maleeha after its liberation.  He promised a complete cleansing of Syria. Khaan Al-Shaykh:  In 2 areas of this town, Al-Midhakhkha and Al-Sundus, there were 2 attempts by Nusra to infiltrate which were repelled.  I…

August 15th, 2014 09:51 am    36 comments

AL-MALEEHA SPELLS DEATH FOR ‘ALLOOSH

  Troops of the Syrian First Army Corps celebrate the liberation of Al-Maleeha yesterday. (Photo: courtesy Leith Fadel)   Al-Maleeha:  The complete and utterly chaotic withdrawal of the Jaysh Al-Islam rats and their allies in the Nusra camp had to happen sooner or later.  ‘Alloosh was the first to order the withdrawal out of Al-Maleeha…

August 9th, 2014 07:04 pm    41 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES OF TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS

  Al-Maleeha:  East of the Rubber Factory and in the area of Tamico Pharmaceutical Complex, the SAA reduced the number of rodents scurrying around be this: Zaki Wardaan Muhammad Tayjoon `Aassef Khawaaja ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Deeraani Another 3 could not be identified.   Al-Shifooniyya:  (Le Chiffoniere), several nests with rats inside were cleared out to the delight…

July 20th, 2014 02:30 pm    92 comments

DAMASCUS/DER’AH/QUNAYTRA: SYRIAN ARMY ANNIHILATES WHOLE NESTS OF MURDERERS

  DAMASCUS:     Al-Maleeha Farms:  The SAA killed these yesterday: Saa`ib Faraj Muhammad MaHjoob Khaaled Qarmooz The other 10 were foreigners whose names have not been released.   Zibdeen Farms:  More rodents to the big sewer in Hell: Haamid ‘Izzu Bashshaar Ghunaysh Iqbaal Rahmaan Habeeb (PAKISTANI WORM EATING PIGLET)   Al-Nishaabiyya Farms:  SAA socks it…

July 17th, 2014 01:39 pm    59 comments

DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY VICTORIES MOUNT; ALEPPO: RAGING BATTLES SPELL LOSSES FOR OBAMA’S RATS

    Al-Nishaabiyya Farms:  A nest of dirty little rats was destroyed yesterday and these killed: Sa’eed Al-Inkleezi Ja’afar Majdalaani Mustafaa Bakri ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Saydhaawi Lutfi Mufarrij   Al-Shifooniyya (Chiffoniere):  More terrorists go to their private closet in Hell: ‘Abdullah Ghannoom Ismaa’eel Mishmish (He’s now apricot paste) Another 4 could not be identified.   ‘Aaliya Farms…