December 16th, 2016 03:22 pm    304 comments

OBABA KILLS CHILD WITH BOMB IN DAMASCUS IN TERRORIST ACT BY HIS RODENTS!; SYRIAN YOUTH SPEAK OUT AGAINST TERRORISM!; ALEPPO EVACUATION ON HOLD AFTER TERRORISTS VIOLATE AGREEMENT; CAUGHT TRYING TO SMUGGLE AMERICAN CIA SPIES FROM CITY

DAMASCUS: Al-Maydaan District in Damascus:  If you can believe the savagery of Obama’s vicious killers, you will believe this.  Yesterday, a little girl who had just reached the age of 8 years was cajoled by terrorists into carrying a small remote-controlled bomb into the police station here.  As soon as she went into the station…

December 15th, 2016 10:36 am    215 comments

VICTORY IN ALEPPO!! EVACUATION ALMOST SHELVED AFTER TERRORISTS CHANGE NUMBERS OF THEIR RODENTS AND FAMILIES; TERRORISTS ACCEDE TO GOVERNMENT DEMANDS; HUMILIATION FOR WAR CRIMINALS OBAMA, ERDOGHAN AND SALMAAN

(Thanks, Stella Matt) The rats started to collect in Al-‘Aamiriyya where buses were shipped in to carry their oily skins out of the city once and for all.  They are to be transported out of the city through a 21 km-long corridor through Al-Raamoosa all the way to southwestern Aleppo Province and, then, to Idlib…

September 8th, 2016 12:43 pm    153 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER ENGLISH-SUPPORTED 150 TERRORIST RODENTS IN HAMA THOUSANDS FLEE THE FINAL BATTLE; SYRIAN ARMY OVERWHELMS RATS IN AL-RAAMOOSA

HAMA:  We have confirmed the death of notorious thief, child molester and Anglophile degenerate, Naayif Abu-Ahmad, in a battle in Kawkab Village during an attempt by Nusra/Alqaeda to control the lives of these innocent rural folk which took place on September 4, 2016.  The attack was foiled by a combination of SAA infantrymen and PDC…

August 14th, 2016 01:48 pm    165 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES ADVANCE AGAINST TERRORIST BUTCHERS; IDLIB BOMBARDED INTO STONE AGE BY AIR FORCE

ALEPPO:  To show you how deranged and deluded the terrorist rodents are, they just finished a campaign of “culling the herd” during a paroxysm of horror only seen in areas under the control of ISIS.  We can confirm that Nusra, by order of Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani (real name: Usaamaa Al-‘Absi Al-Waahidi), executed 49 members of…

August 13th, 2016 10:11 am    285 comments

STUNNING REVERSALS FOR TERRORIST RODENTS IN ALEPPO; FAYLAQ AL-SHAAM REDUCED TO POWDER IN LATAKIA–NO LONGER EXISTS! 7000 TERRORIST LEMMINGS MASSING SOUTH OF ALEPPO

ALEPPO:  As this war for the second grand prize unfolds, it becomes eminently clear who will be triumphant.  One of the indicators of terrorist failure is the plangent litany of lies emanating from the world’s least respected mainstream media outlets – the ones controlled by Zionism or its ugly sister, Arabianism/Wahhabism.  These media outlets vie…

August 11th, 2016 04:08 pm    193 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORISTS TRAPPED INSIDE PINCER; TRAPPED IN IDLIB AS SYRIAN ARMY GOES ON SAVAGE OFFENSIVE

ALEPPO:  The main supply routes to the rodents of East Aleppo, who are now trapped like rats (ahem) amidst the impoverished citizens who have to tolerate their stench, inter alia, are:  Qubtaan Al-Jabal-Daarat ‘Izza-North Idlib rural areas AND Idlib city – Saraaqib – Khaan Toomaan.  Now that the Turk border appears to be more reliably…

August 10th, 2016 12:35 pm    280 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CLOSES ALL GAPS IN SIEGE; TERRORISTS RUNNING AMOK IN COUNTRYSIDE; SAUDI MANIAC RODENTS BEATEN BACK IN LATAKIA WITH HUNDREDS OF RAT CASUALTIES

Syrian Defense Minister, Lt. Gen. Fahd Jaassim Al-Furayj, reviews troops yesterday and today in Aleppo.  He was reportedly “very pleased” with the way the army closed off all routes into the besieged city while blunting the numerous terrorist “offensives”.    ALEPPO:  We told you the western propaganda machine was in full swing – even before…