August 2nd, 2016 03:14 pm    177 comments

800 RODENTS KILLED IN SW ALEPPO BY SAA AND RUAF; TERRORIST SHAMAN OFFERS 74 FEMALE ANGELS IN PARADISE TO THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO DIE IN ALEPPO; AND THEY WILL DIE! HANDARAAT ABOUT TO FALL TO SAA

ALEPPO:  The Russian Defense Ministry has counted over 800 dead rodents during the last 2 days as the terrorist effort to seize back crucial territory in Aleppo has failed.  The terrorist websites have released the named of 56 rats 5 of whom were major field commanders belonging to a hodgepodge of cockroach criminal organizations whose…

November 4th, 2014 09:47 am    59 comments

SRF FALLING APART;JAMAL MA’ROOF SENDS WIVES AND KIDS TO TURKEY; DEMANDS HELP IN FIGHTING NUSRA

“What do you mean Assad won’t forgive me?  I never meant what I said about ‘Alawis.  Some of my best friends are ‘Alawis.”    The news is hot from Hama and Der’ah thanks to the illustrious flop-leader of the SRF (Syrian Revolutionaries’ Front), Jamaal Ma’roof, whose own hometown of Dayr Sunbul (Hama) was overrun by…

September 12th, 2014 09:31 am    57 comments

MORE TOWNS FREED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN HAMA; SAA ADVANCES IN ALEPPO

HAMA:  There can be no doubt any longer that the morale of organizations like Jabhat Al-Nusra, Jaysh Al-Islam, Jabhat Al-Islam, Ahraar Al-Shaam and the Ittihad Al-Islaami li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam is at rock bottom.  SyrPer is confirming to its readers that the SAA is literally “rolling over” the mostly foreign rodents around the northern rural area of…

HEAVY FIGHTING IN ALEPPO AND ADVANCE IN LAYRAMOON 7
July 28th, 2014 12:00 pm    34 comments

HEAVY FIGHTING IN ALEPPO AND ADVANCE IN LAYRAMOON

  Al-Layramoon (var: Billayramoon):  Reported advance in the suburb with the SAA continuing to target precise locations of rodent terrorists.  According to Wael, the SAA has advanced 2 city blocks after the cannibals abandoned positions when their ammunition ran out.   Layramoon is crucial to the encirclement of Aleppo City.  The Saudi-supported vermin are committed to…

TERRORISTS CAN'T ESCAPE IN ALEPPO; NEW SCENES OF BATTLE 8
June 16th, 2014 08:25 am    23 comments

TERRORISTS CAN’T ESCAPE IN ALEPPO; NEW SCENES OF BATTLE

Icarda Farms:  SAA hunted down 4 terrorists in a pack and killed them all.  They were Nusra members and are now luxuriating in their private Presto cooker with 72 Virginians. Al-`Ays:  Fighting with no details. Al-Haadher: Ditto. Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia:   Maps presented by SyrPer of Aleppo clearly show a pincer action…