June 9th, 2013 06:56 pm    45 comments

FIRST POST – MAY 9, 2013 – "OPERATION NORTHERN TEMPEST": ALEPPO BEING CLEANSED AS SYRIAN ARMY BLASTS THE RATS; RAT-STATS FROM ALL OVER; GLOBAL SILLINESS; AND WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

AMERICAN MARINES IN JORDAN ARE TOO LIMITED TO ACCOMPLISH ANY RATIONAL GOAL Souri Homsi was concerned about reports that the 26th Marine Expeditionary Unit (MEU) was taking up positions on Jordan’s northern border with Syria.  There is supposedly some news blackout about the deployment although everybody seems to know about it.  Which is exactly what…

June 8th, 2013 01:36 pm    61 comments

FIRST POST – JUNE 8, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY WIPES OUT LAST VESTIGE NATO’S RATS IN HOMS; IT’S OVER, FOLKS; NORTH ALEPPO EXPLODING; RAT-STATS AND NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

EAST AL-BUWAIDHA IS LIBERATED AND SECURE.  RATS TRAPPED BY ENVELOPING ARMED FORCES; 238 DEAD RODENTS IN AL-BUWAIDHA WITH 395 PRISONERS IN DEVASTATING, IRRECOVERABLE LOSS TO SCARAB LEAGUE TRAITORS.   Syrian soldiers pose for the camera in an affirmation of their victory over NATO terrorist rats.  In another professionally perfect assault on mercenary rat positions at the…

June 7th, 2013 07:22 pm    38 comments

FIRST POST – JUNE 7, 2013 – ASSAD’S ENDGAME FOR NATO IN SYRIA HAS BEGUN; ALEPPO AFLAME IN SYRIAN ARMY ONSLAUGHT; RAT-STATS; WESTERN MEDIA EATS HUMBLE PIE

These kinds of shots win awards usually. But no photographer from Al-Manar or SANA will be nominated for one.  We at SyrPer will give that award as soon as we learn who the photographer is.  ALEPPO:MASSIVE MORALE-BUSTING ATTACK ON A NEST OF RODENTS KILLS THE NOTORIOUS  AL-HAJJ MAARI’ WHO WAS TOUTED BY THE ZIONIST NEW…

June 4th, 2013 03:15 pm    15 comments

SECOND POST – JUNE 4, 2013 – JUMBLATT NEGOTIATES FOR ALQAEDA; HAMA LIBERATED; ALEPPO NOW IN THE TIGHTENING NOOSE; DAMASCUS BREATHES; RAT-STATS; WORLD-WIDE NEWS AND SILLINESS

HOMS:  WALID JUMBLATT MAKES EFFORT TO MEDIATE EVACUATION OF JABHAT AL-NUSRA WOUNDED TERRORISTS FROM AL-QUSAYR.  NO KIDDING!  JUMBLATT CONTACTS HIZBOLLAH DIRECTLY AND IS REBUFFED.  SYRIAN ARMY WILL NOT SPEAK TO TRAITOR JUMBLATT AND TELLS HIM TO GO AND FLY A KITE.  In a never-ending effort to bring shame and opprobrium to the family of Jumblatt,…

June 3rd, 2013 07:29 pm    35 comments

SECOND POST – JUNE 3, 2013 – ALL ALEPPO ON VERGE OF LIBERATION AS SPECIAL FORCES, MILITIA AND HIZBOLLAH ENCIRCLE THE NORTH; SYRPER’S CAMPAIGN TO EDUCATE MCCAIN AND ROGERS

SECOND POST – CONFIRMED!! ALEPPO NOW ENVELOPED BY SYRIAN ARMY SPECIAL FORCES, MILITIA AND HIZBOLLAH.  PREPARE FOR THE CLEANSING OF THIS GREAT CITY; SYRPER DEMANDS THE CAPTURE AND EXECUTION OF TRAITOR ‘ABDUL-JABBAR AL-UKAYDI This just in from Aleppo:  Over 18,000 new reinforcements have arrived north of Aleppo City who are preparing to storm the northern…

April 29th, 2013 07:22 pm    22 comments

FIRST POST – APRIL 29, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY SAVAGES NATO TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS, IDLIB AND ALEPPO; RAT-STATS; NEWS AND BALONEY FROM AROUND THE WORLD; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

FSA SMASHED IN DAMASCUS. I MEAN “SMASHED”!!! These carcasses are photographed by SANA outside Qudsaayaa in rural Damascus.  The bearded rodent has been determined to be Chechen.  His identification is pending.  Qudsaayaa:   A whole bunch of foreign terrorists took the Tube to Styx Station for their eternal banquet hosted by the King of Lies.  No…

April 21st, 2013 07:10 pm    19 comments

FIRST POST – APRIL 21, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY ROLLS OVER OBAMA’S TERRORISTS IN ALEPPO, IDLIB AND HOMS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

ALEPPO:  HUGE GAINS FOR SYRIAN ARAB ARMY AS FSA AND JABHAT AL-NUSRA REEL FROM DEFEAT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY: Here are the facts you don’t get from the BBC, Reuters, NYT or WP. Mannagh:  SAA buttressed by militia from the NDF crushed a den of rats trying to regroup around the military base there.  When…