September 26th, 2016 02:14 pm    283 comments

JAYSH AL-FATH UP IN FLAMES IN HANDARAAT AS SAA PRESSES FORWARD ACROSS SHAAHER JUNCTION! HUNDREDS OF SAA REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVE TO SUPPORT LIBERATION OF ALL ALEPPO; HAMA SEES ANNIHILATION OF MUHAYSINI

ALEPPO:  The Syrian Army lost its newly-regained positions on Saturday after the Jaysh Al-Fath, the Saudi-financed group of pedophiles and cannibals supported by the United States and NATO, managed to mount a ferocious attack prompting Syrian officers to withdraw to eastern positions in Handaraat.  Now that the situation has solidified into identifiable and fixed mappings…

September 24th, 2016 01:09 pm    368 comments

HANDARAAT CAMP LIBERATED BY SAA AND PALESTINIANS FORCES ALLIED TO GOVERNMENT; 600 RODENTS SURRENDER AND BECOME HUMAN IN SUWAYDAA`; TERRORISTS’ DEFENSIVE LINES COLLAPSE IN ALEPPO CITY, IMPORTANT GAINS IN EAST GHOUTA, BY CANTHAMA

HANDARAAT CAMP:  As of today, Saturday, September 24, 2016, the Palestinian Refugee Camp at Handaraat has been liberated by a combined force of the Syrian Army and allies in Liwaa` Al-Quds, HZB and SSNP.  The Palestinian group, Liwaa` Al-Quds, spearheaded the assault across the Al-Shaaher intersection and the industrial zone to encircle scores of rodents,…

September 21st, 2016 04:12 pm    482 comments

30 AMERICAN, BRITISH AND ZIONIST/SAUDI INTEL AGENTS FRIED IN ALEPPO BY RUSSIAN KALIBER CRUISE MISSILES

ALEPPO:  I’ll bet some of my readers did not believe me when I kept telling them the SAA-MI people were intercepting chatter between British-accented terrorist enablers and the cannibals of Nusra/Alqaeda.  Well, yesterday, the Russians bore me out.  A Russian missile warship off the coast of Latakia fired 3 Kaliber cruise missiles at a site…

September 19th, 2016 02:22 pm    403 comments

AMERICAN SUPPORTED TERRORISTS GO DOWN LIKE FLIES IN HAMA; THE SO-CALLED CEASE-FIRE IS OVER AND PUTIN IS ON FIRE! AMERICAN TERRORISTS EXECUTE 26 CITIZENS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEAVE INFESTED AREAS IN ALEPPO

HURRAY!  HOOOOOORAY! YIPPY-DEE-DOO DAH, YIPPY DEE YAY!  MY, OH MY, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!  THE CEASE FIRE IS OVER AND OUR ARMY IS NOW FREE TO HUNT DOWN THE TERRORIST VERMIN BACKED BY THE SLIMY ENGLISH, ZIONISTS, SAUDIS AND THEIR AMERICAN LACKEYS.  IT ENDED LAST NIGHT AT 11:59 P.M. AND THE SYRIAN ARMY, ITS ALLIES…

September 16th, 2016 09:15 am    261 comments

RATS LEAVE 55 CARCASSES IN FAILED ATTACK ON SYRIAN ARMY IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES RODENTS IN DAMASCUS

HAMA:  As I have been saying, the terrorist groups have lost too many of their battle-hardened field commanders, leaving such leadership in the hands of fanatical imbeciles commanded by the simian Saudis.  And so we have the deplorable events of yesterday when a band of rodents belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda attempted to overtake SAA positions at…

September 11th, 2016 03:41 pm    312 comments

300 TERRORISTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY IN MU’ADHDHAMIYYA; TERRORISTS ANNIHILATED IN HAMA

DAMASCUS:  These are not the 300 Spartans who fought off the Immortals commanded by Xerxes at the Battle of Thermopylae. (Pugnate magnis cum animis, Lacedaemonii hodie apud inferos fortasse cenabimus!)  They’ll be lucky just to dine.  No, they were disgruntled terrorist rodents in Mu’adhdhamiyya City who decided that their country had been destroyed enough and…

September 9th, 2016 09:39 am    490 comments

ROAD TO ALEPPO WIDE OPEN FOR RESIDENTS; CHIEF COMMANDER OF JAYSH AL-FATH KILLED BY SYRIAN AIR FORCE; TERRORISTS UNABLE TO RECRUIT TRAINED MURDERERS IN IDLIB

  ALEPPO:  The Al-Raamoosa suburb has now been totally cleared of the British-supported trash.  I have seen videos showing desperate rodents high-tailing it out of the area under the watchful eyes of our SAA snipers.  The number of Jaysh Al-Fath terrorists killed in the campaign to reopen the supply line into eastern Aleppo is in…

September 8th, 2016 12:43 pm    152 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER ENGLISH-SUPPORTED 150 TERRORIST RODENTS IN HAMA THOUSANDS FLEE THE FINAL BATTLE; SYRIAN ARMY OVERWHELMS RATS IN AL-RAAMOOSA

HAMA:  We have confirmed the death of notorious thief, child molester and Anglophile degenerate, Naayif Abu-Ahmad, in a battle in Kawkab Village during an attempt by Nusra/Alqaeda to control the lives of these innocent rural folk which took place on September 4, 2016.  The attack was foiled by a combination of SAA infantrymen and PDC…