September 5th, 2016 02:02 pm    505 comments

ALEPPO: PATHWAY INTO EAST ALEPPO SEALED AS SAA CONQUERS ALL MILITARY ACADEMIES; OBAMA AND ERDOGHAN BITING BOTH THEIR NOSES; ASSAD TRIUMPHANT EVERYWHERE

ALEPPO:  This is the bad Saudi dream.  Always hoping for a glimpse of sunshine in an otherwise darkened and hostile world, the apes of Saudi Arabia have to feast their eyes today on a shattered army of repugnant foreign mercenaries as they shuffle their feet to the tune of “It’s a long way to Tipperary.” …

August 26th, 2016 08:43 am    550 comments

TURKS AND AMERICANS WALK INTO SELF-MADE CESSPOOL; OBAMA AS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IMBECILE; FRENCH MADE CHEMICAL WEAPONS FOR TERRORISM IN 2013; DAARAYYAA FALLS TO SAA

ALEPPO:  For those who have been following SyrPer for years, watching the unfolding war in Syria, what is happening today is really unsurprising.  The alliances which used to exist have been shuffled like a deck of cards.  Turkey, the most malicious actor in this drama along with Saudi Arabia, villains all, has now entered into…

August 22nd, 2016 07:48 am    510 comments

ARTILLERY COLLEGE LIBERATED! SYRIAN AIR FORCE AND RUSSIA’S DRY UP TERRORIST SUPPLIES AS BRITISH MURDERERS HASTEN PREPS FOR THE FALL OF THEIR MALIGNANT RODENTS

Some of our astute readers might have noticed that, during the last 2 months of combat, the Syrian Air Force and its Russian sister have been particularly keen on striking terrorist infrastructure and logistics.   While this might seem obvious to anyone with military know-how, it is still a relatively new phenomenon in this war.  What…

August 20th, 2016 12:09 pm    276 comments

TERRORIST NUMBERS DRYING UP IN ALEPPO AS SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 60; SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES RODENTS IN HAMA; MAJOR ADVANCE IN DAARAYYAA; SNAFU AT IDLIB CROSSING

ALEPPO:  With the Syrian and Russian air forces stepping up aerial sorties targeting moving convoys of weapons and rodents from both Idlib Province and Reyhanli in Turk-Occupied Syria, the expeditionary force which first assaulted the southern parts of the city at Al-Raamoosa and the military colleges finds itself at a loss to explain how it…

August 19th, 2016 02:56 pm    246 comments

FRENCH WEAPONS FLOP IN ALEPPO! U.S. GOVERNMENT CAUGHT LYING ABOUT ALEPPO, AGAIN!; SYRIAN ARMY BEATS BACK TERRORIST ATTACK IN HOMS; RUSSIA FLIES OUT OF IRAN TO BOMB U.S. TERRORISTS; 14 AMERICAN SPEC. FORCES TRAPPED IN EASTERN ALEPPO

ALEPPO:  One of the new weapons deployed by the Jaysh Al-Fath terrorists is a French one which was sold to the simian Saudis who then supplied them to the cannibals in northern Syria.  This new weapon is a machine gun cannon with 2 barrels firing 3,000 rounds per minute.  The mechanism is so fast the…

August 14th, 2016 01:48 pm    165 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES ADVANCE AGAINST TERRORIST BUTCHERS; IDLIB BOMBARDED INTO STONE AGE BY AIR FORCE

ALEPPO:  To show you how deranged and deluded the terrorist rodents are, they just finished a campaign of “culling the herd” during a paroxysm of horror only seen in areas under the control of ISIS.  We can confirm that Nusra, by order of Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani (real name: Usaamaa Al-‘Absi Al-Waahidi), executed 49 members of…

August 13th, 2016 10:11 am    285 comments

STUNNING REVERSALS FOR TERRORIST RODENTS IN ALEPPO; FAYLAQ AL-SHAAM REDUCED TO POWDER IN LATAKIA–NO LONGER EXISTS! 7000 TERRORIST LEMMINGS MASSING SOUTH OF ALEPPO

ALEPPO:  As this war for the second grand prize unfolds, it becomes eminently clear who will be triumphant.  One of the indicators of terrorist failure is the plangent litany of lies emanating from the world’s least respected mainstream media outlets – the ones controlled by Zionism or its ugly sister, Arabianism/Wahhabism.  These media outlets vie…