March 13th, 2015 10:40 am    21 comments

ZIONIST SLIME OFFICER KILLED WHILE MEETING PRO-ZIONIST SYRIAN TRAITORS ON GOLAN HEIGHTS! JORDANIAN OFFICER AND TERRORIST LEADER KILLED

QUNAYTRA:  This is reported by Al-Akhbar (Lebanon), Al-Mayaadeen TV and Al-Manaar TV.  3 days ago, the Zionist Tay-Sachs-carrying Khazar military officer joined with a traitor Jordanian compradorist regime officer to plan attacks against the Syrian Army whose gains on the battlefield in the south have alarmed the rat-Americans, Wahhabist child molesting apes and the French…

November 30th, 2014 01:15 pm    6 comments

171 ISIS TERRORISTS KILLED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN AL-HASAKA; SAA SWATS NUSRA IN IDLIB

AL-HASAKA: DEVELOPING STORY:  After weeks of planning, the Syrian Army has executed an operation which will gob-smack every former Saddamist Ba’thist working with the apes of ISIS.  Yesterday, the SAA assaulted a major command-and-control center and training base for ISIS in the town of Al-Shaddaadi about 50kms south of the provincial capital.  The enemy did…

March 20th, 2014 10:03 am    33 comments

JOHN MCCAIN’S NEW PASSION FOR TEAM WRESTLING; MORE DISASTERS FOR RATS IN HOMS; ALEPPO FOREIGN VERMIN LEAVING BY HUNDREDS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

(Thanks, Dudley) Tuscon, Arizona:  It’s official, John “Screwball” McCain has declared his intention to join the International Pro Wrestling Union (IPWU) and become a “team wrestler”.  Mr. McCain, seen above in an approved photo, squats at the far right just before vomiting into his outfit.  He is preceded by four of his team from l…

January 20th, 2014 09:56 am    13 comments

BANDAR TO GITMO BAY; BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN CITES PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS; SAUDI ROYALS SOIL THEIR DISHDAASHAS

“E’er I saw Cuba”.  Bandar likes good cigars and Cuban rum.  Bandar also likes terrorists.  It’s going to be perfect for him.   Bandar bin Orangutan, seen here in a CNN studio answering questions about where the next bullet is going to strike.   I had to confirm the news coming out of Iran that Bandar is going to…

June 25th, 2013 07:04 pm    5 comments

THIRD POST – JUNE 25, 2013 – SYRPER’S WEEKLY BRAINTEASER

SYRPER’S WILDLY POPULAR BRAINTEASER IS BACK TO TEST YOUR MENTAL METTLE AND TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES.  REMEMBER, THE WINNER GETS A FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP IN DENSA, THE REFINED HUMAN’S SUPREME INTELLECTUAL GOAL IN LIFE: 1.  Prince Tamim of Qatar, just invested as leader,  is known for what peculiarity: a. He has a prehensile…

September 25th, 2012 02:41 pm    1 comment

THIRD POST – GERMAN DOCTORS CONFIRM SAUDI/QATARI VIRUS CAUSED BY SEXUAL CONTACT WITH APES

THIRD POST – SEPTEMBER 25, 2012 – MNS.EXCLUSIVE: GERMAN PHYSICIANS CONFIRM SAUDI/QATARI VIRUS CONTRACTED FROM SEXUAL CONTACT WITH APES; GERMAN TEAM CONFUSED BY RESILIENT MICROBE;  FEARS SPREAD INTO ZOOS AND LABORATORIES Mercury News Service Exclusive Report.  Alasdair Borstenfaule reporting from Freiburg, Germany.  Brunhilde Liebesbombe from Jedda , Saudi Arabia.  Ogden Orffe, photographer. Part One.  News of a…