December 15th, 2013 04:51 pm    23 comments

THE TONY BLAIR "LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD" ANNOUNCED TODAY IN NEW YORK CITY; AWARD BROUGHT GASPS TO HARD-DRINKING REPORTERS

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S BOARD OF GOVERNORS AND EDITORIAL STAFF ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF 2013 TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD. Every year since 2011, our publication recognized excellence in lying.  Oh, and it’s not ordinary lying;  it must be Rabelaisian!  In order to meet the strict requirements laid down by the eponymous Mr. Blair, whose…

December 10th, 2013 08:15 pm    38 comments

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR 2013 GOES TO CANADIAN; RAT TERRORIST LEADER IDENTIFIED; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

THE BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE AND THE SUPERVISORY COMMITTEE OF MERCURY NEWS SERVICE, THE READERSHIP AND SUPPORT STAFF, ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR’S “MAN OF THE YEAR” FOR 2013.  Field Marshal Al-Bashir, seen here at Mo’s Barber Shop and Spa in Omdurman, Sudan, prepares to have his pate lavaged and shaved as…

September 24th, 2013 01:54 pm    35 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 24, 2013 – JOHN McCAIN: SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S NEW WINNER OF THE EGON KRENZ AWARD FOR 2013!

THE EGON KRENZ/MARKUS WOLF AWARD IS GIVEN EACH YEAR TO THE PERSON MOST SKILLED OR UNSKILLED IN THE FIELD OF HELPING THE SYRIAN SECURITY SERVICES IN THE PERFORMANCE OF THEIR DUTIES TO THE SYRIAN PEOPLE.  THIS PERSON IS ALWAYS COMMITTED TO UNDERMINING THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC THROUGH SANCTIONED ACTS OF SUBVERSION, TERRORISM OR BLACKMAIL. HOWEVER,…

December 24th, 2012 04:31 pm    2 comments

SECOND POST – DECEMBER 24, 2012 – SYRPER’S 2012 BEST RESTAURANT AWARD

SECOND POST – DECEMBER 24, 2012 – SYRPER’S 2012 ESCOFFIER PRIZE FOR BEST RESTAURANT IN MICHIGAN!   The name, Escoffier, is associated with the finest in dining; the very best in French Continental cuisine.  The founder of this much sought-after prize which recognizes excellence in food preparation, presentation and ambience is the illegitimate great grandson of…

December 21st, 2012 03:05 pm    1 comment

THIRD POST – DECEMBER 21,2012 – SYRIAN PERSPECTIVES MOST CONSTIPATED LOOKING ENGLISHMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD

THIRD POST – DECEMBER 21, 2012 – SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S “MOST CONSTIPATED LOOKING ENGLISHMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD” ANNOUNCED IN LONDON The much coveted “JEREMY IRONS MOST CONSTIPATED LOOKING ENGLISHMAN AWARD” has now been announced for 2012.  The award extols the virtues of looking as though you have chronic gastrointestinal distress, often depicted by insistent scowls,…

December 16th, 2012 02:34 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – DECEMBER 16, 2012 – THE JOHN WAYNE GACEY PEDOPHILE OF THE YEAR AWARD

THIRD POST – DECEMBER 16, 2012 – THE JOHN WAYNE GACEY PEDOPHILE OF THE YEAR AWARD

THIRD POST – DECEMBER 16, 2012 – JOHN WAYNE GACY PEDOPHILE OF THE YEAR 2012 GOES TO TWO WINNERS!! This is a year of records.  SyrPer awarded the Tony Blair Liar of the Year Medal to NATO Secretary Anders Fogh Rasmussen, even though he was not among the first five nominees.  And so, in this…

December 6th, 2012 07:29 pm    2 comments

FOURTH POST – DECEMBER 6, 2012 – FIFTH NOMINEE FOR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD ANNOUNCED TODAY

FOURTH POST – DECEMBER 6, 2012 – SYRPER’S FIFTH NOMINEE FOR THE COVETED “TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD” IS ANNOUNCED TODAY.  “Uuuummm! Gosh, I don’t know where your wallet is!”  Blair demonstrates his patented “Gape of Innocence” for his wife.  Charlatan, Liar, Pettifogger, Apostate and Mass Murderer, Mr. Blair’s name is proudly emblazoned…