December 15th, 2013 04:51 pm    23 comments

THE TONY BLAIR "LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD" ANNOUNCED TODAY IN NEW YORK CITY; AWARD BROUGHT GASPS TO HARD-DRINKING REPORTERS

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S BOARD OF GOVERNORS AND EDITORIAL STAFF ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF 2013 TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD. Every year since 2011, our publication recognized excellence in lying.  Oh, and it’s not ordinary lying;  it must be Rabelaisian!  In order to meet the strict requirements laid down by the eponymous Mr. Blair, whose…

December 10th, 2013 08:15 pm    38 comments

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR 2013 GOES TO CANADIAN; RAT TERRORIST LEADER IDENTIFIED; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

THE BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE AND THE SUPERVISORY COMMITTEE OF MERCURY NEWS SERVICE, THE READERSHIP AND SUPPORT STAFF, ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR’S “MAN OF THE YEAR” FOR 2013.  Field Marshal Al-Bashir, seen here at Mo’s Barber Shop and Spa in Omdurman, Sudan, prepares to have his pate lavaged and shaved as…

September 24th, 2013 01:54 pm    35 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 24, 2013 – JOHN McCAIN: SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S NEW WINNER OF THE EGON KRENZ AWARD FOR 2013!

THE EGON KRENZ/MARKUS WOLF AWARD IS GIVEN EACH YEAR TO THE PERSON MOST SKILLED OR UNSKILLED IN THE FIELD OF HELPING THE SYRIAN SECURITY SERVICES IN THE PERFORMANCE OF THEIR DUTIES TO THE SYRIAN PEOPLE.  THIS PERSON IS ALWAYS COMMITTED TO UNDERMINING THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC THROUGH SANCTIONED ACTS OF SUBVERSION, TERRORISM OR BLACKMAIL. HOWEVER,…