November 8th, 2012 04:18 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 8, 2012 – THIRD NOMINEE FOR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD; WINNER OF LAST WEEKS BRAINTEASER, MARK THE BRIT POSTELTHWAITE

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 8, 2012 – THIRD NOMINEE FOR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD; WINNER OF LAST WEEKS BRAINTEASER, MARK THE BRIT POSTELTHWAITE

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 8, 2012 – THIRD NOMINEE FOR ANNUAL TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD: SyrPer readers flooded our mailboxes with angry missives decrying our failure to include perennial fabricator and professional flim-flam man, RAMI ABDEL-RAHMAN, of the SYRIAN OBSERVATORY FOR HUMAN RIGHTS.  We concede that our omission was inexcusable for no…

October 30th, 2012 07:36 pm    1 comment

SECOND POST – OCTOBER 30, 2012 – MNS AWARD FOR "NOWHERE MAN" WINNER

SECOND POST – OCTOBER 30, 2012 –  MERCURY NEWS SERVICE AWARDS “NOWHERE MAN” ANNUAL PRIZE TO PALESTINIAN                                  MERCURY NEWS SERVICE                                                   Where the facts never get in the way of  a good story This year’s annual prize for the “Nowhere Man” competition was held in secret again with the MNS…

September 9th, 2012 02:42 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – SEPTEMBER 9, 2012 – GERMAN SPY CHIEF RECEIVES EGON KRENZ MEMORIAL AWARD

THIRD POST – SEPTEMBER 9, 2012 – GERMAN SPY CHIEF RECEIVES EGON KRENZ MEMORIAL AWARD

THIRD POST – SEPTEMBER 9, 2012 – GERMAN SPY CHIEF, GERHARD SCHINDLER, RECEIVES COVETED EGON KRENZ MEMORIAL AWARD FOR SERVICE TO THE SYRIAN SECURITY ESTABLISHMENT. The Board of Governors of Syrian Perspective proudly confer upon Herr Gerhard Schindler the coveted EGON KRENZ MEMORIAL AWARD FOR SERVICE TO THE SYRIAN SECURITY ESTABLISHMENT.  This award is not given…

September 2nd, 2012 06:28 pm    Comments Off on FIRST POST – SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2012 – THE BLAIR AWARD SNAFU

FIRST POST – SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2012 – THE BLAIR AWARD SNAFU

FIRST POST – SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2012 – THE ANNUAL TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD SNAFU. Last week, while your editor was posting the latest on the Tony Blair Liar of the Year Award Nominations,  an officious, intermeddling knave knocked upon my door and implored me to give ear to his litany of…

March 6th, 2012 07:56 pm    Comments Off on FOURTH POST OF THE DAY: WEEKLY BRAINTEASER AND AWARD.

FOURTH POST OF THE DAY: WEEKLY BRAINTEASER AND AWARD.

March 6, 2012 – This is this week’s mind-crushing brainteaser.  See how well you can do with the following ten questions. You are allowed only two hours and can use a piece of paper and pencil. Don’t forget, we’re watching. 1.  Archibald Leach is related to Donovan Leitch through what ancestor? a.   Sander Levin the Elder;b.  Both are descended…

December 26th, 2011 07:43 pm    Comments Off on SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD;

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD;

December 26, 2011 – FROM THE MANAGING EDITOR AND BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE; No man is more richly deserving of our “Man of the Year Award” for contribution to the humiliation of bloated hypocrites, career liars and self-righteous twerpish thereomorphs than this man:  JULIAN ASSANGE. Through his work at Wikileaks, he has been able…

November 21st, 2011 08:47 pm    14 comments

ALFRED E. NEWMAN AWARD FOR SUPER SILLINESS TO BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA FOR 2011;

THIRD POST TODAY – November 21, 2011 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE SPECIAL EXCLUSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT –  Hedwig Snarlton-Oberuntermeyer reporting from New York.The Board of Governors of the Alfred E. Newman Foundation for Chronic Silliness has just announced the award of “SILLY MAN OF THE YEAR” TO BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA, President of the United States. This award’s previous recipients have…

October 11th, 2011 03:54 pm    Comments Off on THE NEW YORK TIMES HAS NOW EXPOSED ITSELF; DIMITRI MEDVYEDEV’S VALEDICTORY BULLTWANG; SURLIEST BARTENDER OF THE YEAR AWARD;

THE NEW YORK TIMES HAS NOW EXPOSED ITSELF; DIMITRI MEDVYEDEV’S VALEDICTORY BULLTWANG; SURLIEST BARTENDER OF THE YEAR AWARD;

October 11, 2011 – I read an article by that pathological prevaricaterix, NADA BAKRI, while waiting for some Decaf at Starbucks.  Oh, I don’t buy the Times any more.  I just read it when I’m at the library or standing someplace waiting or when a friend gives it to me.  Today, this morning, I knew that…