December 8th, 2012 02:03 pm    2 comments

SECOND POST – DECEMBER 8, 2012 – TERRORIST "ZERO HOUR" OPERATION A BIG ZERO; AMERICAN TERRORISTS CALL BACK RATS FROM SLAUGHTER

SECOND POST – DECEMBER 8, 2012 – TERRORIST “ZERO HOUR” OPERATION BIG ZERO; AMERICAN TERRORISTS IN JORDAN  HEARD CALLING BACK RATS FROM CERTAIN SLAUGHTER; SYRIAN REPUBLICAN GUARD CLEARS HIGHWAY TO AIRPORT. The disastrous American gambit to coordinate a NATO assault on Syria under the pretext of preventing use of chemical weapons (canard) by the Syrian…

July 30th, 2012 07:04 pm    Comments Off on JULY 30, 2012 – FIRST POSTING – BACK FROM FAMILY DACHA

JULY 30, 2012 – FIRST POSTING – BACK FROM FAMILY DACHA

JULY 30, 2012 – FIRST POSTING – JUST RETURNED FROM SHORT VACATION IN FAMILY DACHA.  HERE ARE SOME NEW ARTICLES.  NEWS FROM SYRIA AND ELSEWHERE COMING IN FAST AND FURIOUS. http://news.antiwar.com/2012/07/29/turkey-threatens-attacks-on-kurdish-region-in-syria/ http://news.antiwar.com/2012/07/29/chinese-warship-crosses-suez-possibly-bound-for-syria/ We knew that China was planning to send warships into the Mediterranean – a real first – and that this would be a…

July 26th, 2012 02:39 pm    Comments Off on FIRST POST – JULY 26, 2012 – A HEARTY WELCOME BACK TO MARK THE BRIT AND FAMILY; ALEPPO TO BE FREED FROM THE TYRANNY OF ISLAMIST CRIMINALS;

FIRST POST – JULY 26, 2012 – A HEARTY WELCOME BACK TO MARK THE BRIT AND FAMILY; ALEPPO TO BE FREED FROM THE TYRANNY OF ISLAMIST CRIMINALS;

JULY 26, 2012 – FIRST POST – A SINCERE “WELCOME BACK” TO MARK THE BRIT AND HIS FAMILY AFTER A FORTNIGHT IN ENGLAND AND SPAIN.  The staff of SyrPer want to extend our hand in welcome to our loyal friend and colleague, Mark the Brit, who delighted the editor by giving him a baseball cap with the acronym…

July 17th, 2012 06:55 pm    Comments Off on THE BOY WHO CRIED: "MASSACRE" OR "WOLF"! IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES WITH CLAIMS OF LIBERATING DAMASCUS.

THE BOY WHO CRIED: "MASSACRE" OR "WOLF"! IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES WITH CLAIMS OF LIBERATING DAMASCUS.

THIRD POST – JULY 17, 2012 – Oh will the saints preserve us from the professional liars.  They rushed like obnoxious little squealers to tattle-tale on the Syrian army.  They pointed fingers and screamed: “Massacre” every time our army surrounded their miscreant deserters and dispatched them.  But now, they are being exposed by a whole constellation of…

May 30th, 2012 02:51 pm    Comments Off on FIRST POST – MAY 30, 2012 EUROPEAN REGIMES SEND SYRIAN DIPLOMATS BACK HOME!! SYRIAN HONORARY CONSUL RESIGNS IN DISGUST WITH INARTICULATE DECLARATIONS

FIRST POST – MAY 30, 2012 EUROPEAN REGIMES SEND SYRIAN DIPLOMATS BACK HOME!! SYRIAN HONORARY CONSUL RESIGNS IN DISGUST WITH INARTICULATE DECLARATIONS

May 30, 2012 – As if you couldn’t guess.  White countries in Western Europe – the same ones which belong to NATO – have sent our top Syrian diplomats packing.  Since Syria has no ambassadors in some countries like the United States, only a “feel good” expulsion of assistant cultural attaches will do.  I mean,…

January 12th, 2012 05:57 pm    Comments Off on WE HAVE ROUTED THE CYBER-ATTACK AND ARE BACK IN PRINT;

WE HAVE ROUTED THE CYBER-ATTACK AND ARE BACK IN PRINT;

January 12, 2012 – FIRST POST – WE CAN ANNOUNCE THAT OUR EFFORTS TO REPEL A CYBER-ATTACK ON OUR BLOGSITE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY SUCCESSFUL.  You can all look forward now to the same, reliable and incisive reportage to which all of you have become accustomed. ANWAR MALIK, alleged Arab League monitor in Syria is a…

December 6th, 2011 07:29 pm    Comments Off on U.S. AMBASSADOR ROBERT FORD IS GOING BACK TO DAMASCUS;

U.S. AMBASSADOR ROBERT FORD IS GOING BACK TO DAMASCUS;

December 6, 2011 – Ambassador Robert Ford is (oh will the angels help us?!!) going back to Damascus.  This poseur who keeps telling everybody he’s fluent in Arabic (which he is not) just hasn’t had enough of the murder and mayhem he ignited when he left his embassy and traipsed off to various cities to…

October 27th, 2011 12:45 pm    Comments Off on THE FOUL SMELL OF ARAB IS BACK IN DAMASCUS;

THE FOUL SMELL OF ARAB IS BACK IN DAMASCUS;

October 27, 2011 – And just when you thought it was safe to breathe the air, Prince Humdrum Son of Doubledrum (a/k/a Prince Fatso) of Gutter arrives at the head of an Arab League delegation committed to bringing together the government of Syria and the dissidents.  We at SyrPer oppose any accomodation with the opposition…