December 17th, 2015 01:58 pm    65 comments

BREAKING NEWS: QATARI “ROYALS” KIDNAPPED IN IRAQ BY QATARI TOYOTAS WHILE HUNTING SNIPES; HURRAY FOR KIDNAPPERS! ALL LATAKIA ABOUT TO FALL TO THE SYRIAN ARMY

SOUTHERN IRAQ:   A group of 26 Qatari falconers, some of them members of the “royal” family, the Al-Thaanis, were accosted at Layyaah, Al-Muthannaa Province, in Southern Iraq by a militant organization who took the vermin hostage.  The group has traditionally visited this area in order to unleash their birds of prey upon small mammals in…

DAMASCUS BEING CLEARED OF RATS; CHECHEN JACKALS MURDER 10 YEAR OLD BOY AND 6 OTHERS IN DAYR EL-ZOR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT 3
March 11th, 2014 02:15 pm    32 comments

DAMASCUS BEING CLEARED OF RATS; CHECHEN JACKALS MURDER 10 YEAR OLD BOY AND 6 OTHERS IN DAYR EL-ZOR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

  DAMASCUS:   Gee, whatever happened to the Southern Front?  Surprise?!!  I don’t know. Yabrood: Another Lebanteezian from Tripoli is identified amongst the 15 dead rats.  56 were wounded and taken prisoner. Haytham Ammoon (Lebanteezian cat vomit) ‘Umar Hazali (He’s still laughing in Hell) Waa`el Beetaar Khaleel Al-Jaamoos ‘Abdul-Mu`min Al-Ni’ma Muhammad Al-Hawaa Wasseem Bakkoor Al-Zabadaani: …

SYRIAN ARMY CLEANS UP IN ALEPPO, HOMS AND DAMASCUS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT  5
January 29th, 2014 11:58 am    47 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CLEANS UP IN ALEPPO, HOMS AND DAMASCUS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS: 46 RATS SURRENDER DEMANDING CLEMENCY AND A RETURN TO CIVILIZED LIFE IN DAMASCUS   These former rodents from Babeelaa and Bayt Sahm have settled their accounts with the people of Syria by returning to a normal, civilized life.     Daarayyaa:  A group calling itself “Brigade of the Martyrs” (Liwaa` Al-Shuhadaa`, yawn) joined their…

SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES TO BATTER TERRORISM IN LATAKIA, DAMASCUS AND IDLIB 9
January 28th, 2014 03:23 pm    19 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES TO BATTER TERRORISM IN LATAKIA, DAMASCUS AND IDLIB

  LATAKIA:   Al-Rubay’ah:  We reported this yesterday without the rat-stats.  Here they are.  The Syrian Army went gangbusters on some creeping vermin coming in from Turkey into the abandoned mountain village of Al-Rubay’ah.  The rats fell into a trap and were annihilated:   Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia:   Usaamaa Al-Nimr Khaaled Za’atar…

April 3rd, 2013 02:18 pm    14 comments

FIRST POST – APRIL 3, 2013 – DAARAYYAA NOW COMPLETELY RAT-FREE; RAT-STATS AND COMBAT; GLOBAL NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

FIRST POST – APRIL 3, 2013 – DAARAYYAA NOW 100% RAT-FREE; RAT STATS AND COMBAT; GLOBAL NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT  DAARAYYAA COMPLETELY CLEAN, FINALLY! Syrian infantrymen professionally scour the area around the Sayyida Sakeena Shrine looking for dirty, plague-carrying rats. DAMASCUS: In what has been described as “extremely precise” and “disciplined” operations, …