February 7th, 2016 12:56 pm    193 comments

OBITUARY FOR PRESIDENT ASSAD’S MOTHER, ANEESA MAKHLOOF; GENERAL FURAYJ VISITS ‘ITMAAN; SYRIAN ARMY BEGINS CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE AL-RAQQA; SAA’S TIGER APPROACHES AL-BAAB

DAMASCUS/LATAKIA:  SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE HUMBLY EXTENDS ITS DEEPEST CONDOLENCES TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC, DR. BASHAR AL-ASSAD, UPON THE PASSING AWAY OF HIS MOTHER, ANEESA MAKHLOOF; OUR CONDOLENCES TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE ASSAD, MAKHLOOF AND SHAALEESH FAMILIES OF QARDAAHA IN LATAKIA PROVINCE.   The president’s mother died peacefully on Saturday, February 6, 2016,…

February 2nd, 2016 02:58 pm    129 comments

ALEPPO: SYRIAN ARMY ROLLS TOWARD ANKARA; ERDOGHAN IN THROES OF HYSTERIA; OPPOSITION INSISTS ON CEASE FIRE

ALEPPO:  The SAA and its allies are causing the Turks and their minions much intestinal distress.  Wael tells me that the SAA’s MI people are listening in on conversations, chatter really, on the airwaves indicating a paroxysm of horror with Turk and British-accented vermin barking into speakers and threatening terrorists under their command.  The terrorists,…

January 22nd, 2016 09:20 am    98 comments

TERRORISTS LEAVE SOUTH DAMASCUS IN HUMILIATING TRUCE; RATS WHACKED AND ASSASSINATED IN IDLIB/HAMA; SYRIAN AIR FORCE DEMOLISHES ISIS IN DAYR EL-ZOR

DAMASCUS:   Al-Qadam Suburb:  This area was once infested with the plague of ISIS, inter alia.   Today, it is free.  The Syrian Army has welcomed over 500 families during the last 3 days as they were shipped in to their homes by 25 government-provided buses.  The agreement to vacate this suburb was a degrading one…

January 13th, 2016 12:16 pm    344 comments

LATAKIA: SYRIAN ARMY ON TURKISH BORDER AS MORE TOWNS LIBERATED; TERRORIST ATTACK ON ‘ADRAA REPELLED; RATS WIPED OUT IN JISR AL-SHUGHOOR

LATAKIA: Al-Maarooniyyaat Village north of Salmaa:  The Republican Guard is on a roll in northeast Latakia Province.  This village was just liberated last night after 80% of the Alqaeda rodents were exterminated with the rest rushing helter-skelter to Al-Rubay’ah on the Turk border.  A huge cache of weapons and ammo was uncovered after the rodents…

January 4th, 2016 09:13 am    68 comments

DOUMA DEFENSES FALLING APART; MAJOR DEFECTION IN RANKS OF OPPOSITION; SYRIAN ARMY AMBUSHES ALQAEDA IN LATAKIA; TERRORIST RATS TRY COUNTER-ATTACK AND FLOP IN DER’AH

DAMASCUS:  Once a charismatic rat like ‘Alloosh gets flushed down the toilet to the main sewer in Hell, you can expect pandemonium to rule the day.  The terrorist presence in the Doumaa area is growing increasingly sparse with only the most die-hard elements remaining.  A group calling itself Liwaa` Al-Maghaaweer, a tarted-up gang of Schwarzenegger…

December 31st, 2015 11:16 am    91 comments

MAHEEN AND SHAYKH MISKEEN LIBERATED AS SYRIAN ARMY PURSUES AMERICAN-SUPPORTED TERRORISTS; QUNAYTRA: SAMADAANIYYA LIBERATED AMIDST TERRORIST FLOPS

Syrian soldiers pose for photos demonstrating the jubilation they experienced after delivering the knockout blow to Nusra/Alqaeda at West Al-Samadaaniyya in the Golan Heights.  Both the SAA and PDC combined their forces to successfully eradicate the rodent presence from this picturesque village.  The net result is that both Nusra and the so-called FSA-Southern Front have…

December 23rd, 2015 10:17 am    60 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES TERRORISTS IN IDLIB, HAMA, DAYR EL-ZOR, HOMS AND ALEPPO; DR. ASSAD CELEBRATES THE BIRTH OF THE ISLAMIC MESSENGER MUHAMMAD

IDLIB/HAMA:  Al-Mansoora in northwest Hama:  A Nusra/Alqaeda nest was completely exterminated by the SAA with 3 rodents confirmed killed at the very least. Adham Al-Jibaawi Mahmoud Khayrullaah Ghassaan Al-Shaaweesh   Idlib City:  The SAA-SF surrounded and strangled these scurvy-ridden hyenas: Mustafaa ‘Abdul-Jaleel Mousaa ‘Abdul-Salaam Ahmad Al-Ameer   Bidaamaa:  Just 2 kms from the Erdoghani Turk…

December 20th, 2015 10:54 am    149 comments

ASSAD’S VISIT TO CHRISTIAN CHURCH ROCKS THE WEST; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES KHAAN TOOMAAN AGAIN; OBITUARY FOR LEBANESE GIANT, SAMEER AL-QUNTAAR; TERRORISTS LEAVING ZABADAANI, MADHAAYAA

_________________________________________________________ ALEPPO:  SYRIAN ARMY DESTROYS LAST VESTIGE OF TERRORISTS IN SOUTHWEST ALEPPO PROVINCE; CRUSHES NUSRA AND JAYSH AL-FATH; CLEARS OUT ALL IEDS KHAAN TOOMAAN and QARAASSI VILLAGE:   The Russian and Syrian Air Forces’ campaign to plug up the smuggling routes from Turkey has paid dividends.  The rodents inside Khaan Toomaan, considered the most forbidding…