October 9th, 2013 07:18 pm    36 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 9, 2013 – DAMASCUS SUBURBS DELOUSED; SYRIAN ARMY PREPARES HUGE PUSH ON QUNAYTRA AND ALEPPO; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS: URGENT:  CONFIRMED MASSIVE SYRIAN ARMORED CONVOYS ON THEIR WAY TO QUNAYTRA IN THE GOLAN HEIGHTS.  OVER 200 T-72 TANKS REVVED UP AND READY TO EXTERMINATE COCKROACHES FROM MOUNT HERMON ALL THE WAY TO THE YARMOUK RIVER.  “THE (A)SYRIANS CAME DOWN LIKE THE WOLF ON THE FOLD AND THEIR COHORTS WERE GLEAMING IN PURPLE AND…

October 2nd, 2013 07:12 pm    40 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 2, 2013 – DAMASCUS SCENE OF INEVITABLE DEFEAT FOR TERRORIST RATS; NEWS AND NONSENSE; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTO

DAMASCUS: AL-MU’ADHDHAMIYYA: A car exploded while rats were rigging it with an IED using C-4 in front of the Al-Salaam Gas Station at the junction of the railroad tracks.  All told, MI counted 14 rodents of whom 12 were foreigners.  In the photo above, provided by SANA, you can see forensic experts collecting evidence to…

September 28th, 2013 06:23 pm    34 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 28, 2013 – DAMASCUS: CRUCIAL VICTORY AWAITS SAA AT AL-QAABOON; ALEPPO UNDER THE NORTHERN TEMPEST; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

ALEPPO: HEAVY FIGHTING ALL OVER ALEPPO AS SYRIAN ARMY BATTERS THE DISUNITED, INCOMPETENT AND COWARDLY TERRORIST RODENTS: Qubtaan Al-Jabal:  SAA intercepts and surrounds a pack of rats from the FSA and kills all 5 in a battle that lasted a mere 7 minutes: Jubraan Karaakish‘Ali ‘Abdul-Majeed‘Umar Muhammad‘Umar Al-‘AnbariHassan Zayneddeen Al-Mansoora:  SAA sniped 2 rodents.  No…

September 25th, 2013 03:07 pm    26 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 25, 2013 – ALEPPO FOCUS OF SYRIAN ARMY CAMPAIGN; HOMS AND DAMASCUS ABLAZE WITH ARMY VICTORIES; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS: CONFIRMED:  SYRIAN ARMY NOW CONTROLS ENTIRE AREA OF THE ZAMALKAA BRIDGE.  As of last night, 9:30 p.m. Damascus time, all rats trying to hold on to the area of the bridge and its surrounding neighborhoods have been flushed out and exterminated.  Here are some of the names arriving on our desk after PS collected…

September 18th, 2013 07:51 pm    62 comments

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 18, 2013 – DAYR EL-ZOR ROUT FOR TERRORIST RATS AS SYRIAN ARMY COMES ACROSS MASSIVE CACHE OF ARMS; DAMASCUS ABLAZE WITH SAA VICTORIES; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

DAYR EL-ZOR: Yesterday, in a sudden appearance at the town of Al-Bukamaal, on the Iraqi border, the SAA surrounded and snuffed out an entire regiment of rodents – 33 carcasses.  The amount of weapons seized boggles the mind, said Wael, because it was here that the terrorist vultures felt very safe not realizing that the…

September 12th, 2013 04:41 pm    8 comments

SECOND POST – SEPEMBER 12, 2013 – DER’AH SCENE OF MASS DEATH FOR AL-QAEDA RATS; DAMASCUS ALMOST FINISHED; ALEPPO FIGHTING REPORTED; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

DER’AH: Al-Ghaariyya East and West:  The SAA engaged a pack of Jabhat Al-Nusra rats here and killed these: ‘Abdullah Mahmoud Al-Shuraybi (LIBYAN COCKROACH) Khaldoon ‘Abdullah Al-Ma’aayita (JORDANIAN ANT VOMIT) Sufyaan ‘Ali Ghawbashi Hassan Ahmad Al-Muhammad Another 4 could not be identified and are deemed foreign. Sahm Al-Jawlaan:  NDF calls in SAA help to kill a…

August 26th, 2013 07:41 pm    47 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ROUTS RATS IN DAMASCUS COUNTRYSIDE; ALEPPO IS EXPLODING IN FIREPOWER OF SAA; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS:  Barza:  Being cleaned up and deloused as we write.  The rats are going down like their lemming cousins: At the Tishreen Hospital, SAA caught up with a car loaded with weapons and killed every rodent inside: Riyaadh Abu-Dirham Sajee’ Mutafaa‘Ali Buraydi (Dressed as a woman in a chador)Jawbar:  Horrendous losses to Obama rat army.…