July 19th, 2015 10:05 am    310 comments

IDLIB: 173 TURKISH-SUPPORTED JAYSH AL-FATH RODENTS MASSACRED IN ABU DHUHOOR; 50+ ALQAEDA RATS WIPED OUT IN ZABADAANI TRYING TO ESCAPE

IDLIB:  It’s become a bit of a joke. The statistics are horrendous for the terrorist psychopathic Islamist thug-monkeys, but, the prostituted Western and Eastern Press continue to hammer out hilarious reports of various advances which simply could not have taken place.  The Syrian Army has absorbed new tactics, and even more significantly, more domestically-manufactured rockets…

July 18th, 2015 10:01 am    133 comments

QUNAYTRA AND ZABADAANI: ALQAEDA IN A SHAMBLES AS ZIONIST SUPPLY LINES CUT; ZABADAANI AMBUSH KILLS 46 ZIONIST RODENTS

Lt. Gen. Fahd Jaasim Al-Furayj, Syrian Defense Minister, inspects forces in Qunaytra and brings the final plans to the brilliant field officers whose job it is to rid Syria of the Zionist vultures who infest its towns and villages.     DAMASCUS:  Al-Zabadaani:  It’s curtains for the Alqaeda rats.  They are all foreigners now. You can’t hear…

July 10th, 2015 11:13 am    20 comments

300 BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN; SAA AND HZB CUT OFF THEIR TAILS WITH A CARVING KNIFE

  DAMASCUS:  Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight as three hundred blind mice?  That’s what’s left of the pockets of rodents inside Al-Zabadaani.  And, they are all foreigners determined to die in order to achieve their life-long dream of a Paradise where they are promised 72 Virginians by their own favorite deity, Mephistopheles…

July 9th, 2015 03:16 pm    82 comments

LATAKIA AND GHOUTA: TURKEY’S MONKEYS CRASH AND BURN ALL OVER THE NORTH AND SOUTH; ERDOGHAN INCENSED!

LATAKIA:  It’s becoming tedious.  The rat infiltrators just can’t get any mileage up there in those mountains and they’re losing their grip on reality.  They seem to be trying to distract the forces preparing to attack Jisr Al-Shughoor.  I don’t know.  All I know is that their efforts have met with failure after failure.  …

July 9th, 2015 09:13 am    75 comments

ZABADAANI ABOUT TO FALL; GENERAL AYOOB VISITS TROOPS AHEAD OF THE FINAL ASSAULT; RATS CRINGE IN THEIR CELLARS

DAMASCUS:  He has brought with him the final orders and plans.  You can’t see them in these pictures, but, the general is accompanied by more than strategists in the General Staff.  He is accompanied by field commanders of HZB who are also delivering plans for the final trouncing which the Zionist –affiliated rodents are expecting…

July 6th, 2015 01:14 pm    122 comments

AL-ZABADAANI: 177 NUSRA RODENTS KILLED IN CLEAN-UP OPERATIONS; GHOUTAA RATS ANNIHILATED, 17 BURIED ALIVE IN TUNNEL; DER’AH’S RODENTS FOLLOW THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN

DAMASCUS:  I told you the town of Al-Zabadaani is now fully in the hands of the SAA and the Lebanese Resistance.  I meant that. And, it’s true.  Last night a report arrived to our source which provided that 177 rodents belonging mostly to Al-Nusra/Alqaeda have been confirmed killed in the last 24 hours alone.  The…