July 5th, 2015 10:34 am    197 comments

ZABADAANI DONE! CLEAN UP! LOCAL OPPOSITION FIGHTS WITH SYRIAN ARMY; DAMASCUS RATS LIE IN PILES OF FERTILIZER

DAMASCUS:  AL-ZABADAANI: The Ministry of Defense will not allow any announcements until the entire town is cleaned out completely.  I have written about this before.  The MoD has warned news services not to declare any area rat-free until every rat is finished off.  SyrPer does not agree with the MoD’s very conservative standards.  What we…

July 3rd, 2015 10:11 am    146 comments

SYRIAN AIR FORCE KILLS SCORES IN ZABADAANI DESTROYING ALQAEDA AMMO AND ROCKETS AS COUNTDOWN STARTS

DAMASCUS:   Al-Zabadaani:  Thursday afternoon, the Syrian Air Force, receiving accurate Intel from MI about a constellation of targets just east of Al-Zabadaani, took to the air, fully loaded with ordnance,  and struck the rats of Alqaeda/Nusra at the Eastern Mountains delivering a raging inferno of Hell-fire which melted the pelts off the crawling vermin…

June 26th, 2015 02:05 pm    126 comments

ALQAEDA WHACKED BY SYRIAN ARMY ALL OVER SOUTH AND DAMASCUS; ASTOUNDING REVERSALS FOR RATS

DER’AH:  This report should be read in conjunction with the earlier on we published this morning EST.  We can confirm that the Syrian Army aided by hundreds of volunteers in our National Defense Forces (PDC) have smashed an attempted infiltration into the Manshiyya Quarter of Der’ah last night, Damascus time.  It was a massacre.  Evidently,…

June 17th, 2015 02:41 pm    204 comments

GENERAL AYYOOB INSPECTS TROOPS IN QALAMOON AHEAD OF VQ-DAY; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 100+ RATS AS APPROACH TO ‘ALLOOSH’S LAIR GETS TIGHTER

General of the Syrian Arab Army, Lt. Gen. ‘Ali ‘Abdullah Ayyoob, Chief of the Syrian General Staff, conducted a major field inspection of troops on the Golan Heights, Qunaytra and Qalamoon today at the request of the President and Commander-in-Chief, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad.  The review of troops was to infuse them with the kind of…

June 17th, 2015 09:42 am    108 comments

SECRETARY OF THE BA’ATH PARTY REGIONAL COMMAND AT AL-THA’LAH BASE; AL-HASAKA: JOINT FORCES PLUG SMUGGLING ROUTE TO TURKEY; RAT LEADERS DIE IN QALAMOON/’ARSAAL

  SUWAYDAA:  Secretary General of the Ba’ath Party Regional Command (Al-Qiyaada Al-Qutriyya), Hilaal Al-Hilaal, visited the Al-Tha’lah Air Base where the Syrian Army and its allies delivered a knockout blow to the Al-Qaeda/Nusra savages in battle after battle killing an estimated 500+ rodents.  He brought with him the full confidence of the President of the…

June 16th, 2015 01:09 pm    166 comments

NEW HEIGHTS SEIZED BY SYRIAN ARMY FROM ISIS IN QALAMOON; MORE NAILS IN THE ISIS COFFIN

  DAMASCUS:  It’s getting closer.  Today, we learned the SAA and HZB have secured the following strategic heights in the area of the Al-Jaraajeer Foothills: Tallat Ra`s Al-Koosh and Qurnat Ra`s Al-Sa’ba.  These are areas which used to be controlled by ISIS until the heroic forces of the Syrian state and the Lebanese Resistance decided…