BREAKING NEWS (February 3, 2015): It has been reported that Abu ‘Abdullah Al-Sa’oodi (SAUDI ARABIAN DUNG BEETLE) has escaped ISIS, where he held the position of “Commander of the Morals Police” (Al-Hisba). He is believed to have entered Turkey, after having stolen millions of dollars collected from the sale of Syrian oil to Turkish rat…
DAMASCUS: Threats, sticks and stones, name-calling, hot air, bloviation and drivel won’t change anything. The SAA and SAAF, along with allies in the PDC, Ba’ath party militias and security services are hammering away at ‘Alloosh & Co. all along the fronts in Doumaa. Poor ‘Alloosh. Now that his best friend in Saudi Arabia has gone…
DAMASCUS: The advance is relentless and negotiations with ‘Alloosh have stopped. Besides making wild threats to bomb civilians, Zahraan the Rat must come to grips with the end of his miserable, verminous life. It is more than likely he can hear the nerve-chilling rattles of tanks and BMPs as they get closer, ever so closer. …
DAMASCUS: It’s official. The Nusra/Al-Qaeda murdering degenerates have been ejected from the town of Kafr Yaaboos near Al-Zabadaani during a lighting strike by armor-supported units of the SAA. The Zionist Abomination could do nothing to stop the onslaught as soldiers could see and hear women shouting at the retreating rodents telling them not to return.…
DAYR EL-ZOR: The entire ISIS program in this province is a flop. Don’t believe the western media about ISIS expanding its range. Not true. In both Syria and Iraq ISIS lost all its once extensive popular support. The West is trying to give the impression that the terrorist organization is expanding despite American and Allied…
DAMASCUS: The terrorist organizations mostly active south of the capital and on the Golan Heights are becoming increasingly aware of their isolation. The open support of the Zionist Ghetto State has only added to the disgust of all Syrians with what these murderers are doing to the country. It is testimony to the unparalleled stupidity…
DAMASCUS: Zahraan ‘Alloosh now knows what it’s like to be a mouse in a cellar with a fat cat sniffing him out. The Syrian Army is reportedly meters away from his favorite spider hole. He keeps moving from one to another in an effort to avoid the inevitable death which awaits him as surely as…
DAMASCUS: Deputy Secretary General of the Ba’ath Party’s Regional Command (القيادة القطرية) Hilaal Al-Hilaal predicted the end of all Takfiri terrorist groups in Syria by 2015 for the reason that what they stand for is “very distant from the culture of the Syrian people”. His views are interestingly mirrored by Dubay’s Police General Dhaahi Khalfaan…