January 3rd, 2015 09:59 am    37 comments

ASSAULT ON JAWBAR AND BAYT JINN; HAND TO HAND COMBAT IN JAWBAR TUNNEL; DEAD RATS EVERYWHERE

DAMASCUS:   Jawbar: Terrorists thought they were smart when they demolished whole apartment buildings around their favorite tunnel, a tunnel that stretched 600 meters and had branches all of which were lit by electrical power with ventilation fans,  to boot.  They thought that by erasing these buildings it would make it harder for the SAA…

December 29th, 2014 10:53 am    19 comments

DAMASCUS: 34 RODENTS DIE AT KHAAN AL-SHAYKH; SAUDI RAT-MONKEYS TOP THE LIST; MASSIVE SLAP TO ZIONIST IMBECILES

DAMASCUS:   Khaan Al-Shaykh Farms:  Desperate for some sign of progress, the mostly foreign Ahraar Al-Shaam and its Zionist pig masters, took a chance on attacking several SAA military outposts east of the Al-Salaam Highway.  The Zionist planning was defective, as always, putting on display the decades of incapacitating inbred mental diseases afflicting the population…

December 27th, 2014 11:28 am    85 comments

QUNAYTRA CAMPAIGN CATASTROPHE FOR ZIONIST TERRORISTS; ALQAEDA DIES IN BOTTLENECKS AT LEBANESE BORDER WITH SYRIA

QUNAYTRA (GOLAN):   Almasdarnews correctly described a new campaign by Nusra, now allied with the Zionist Creep Entity, and the Southern Front FSA led by the completely inept ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer Al-Nu’aymi, to expand as much as possible in the Golan Heights.  The strategy is clear: The terrorists are doing dirty work for their Zionist masters. …

December 25th, 2014 02:41 pm    66 comments

5 AL-QAEDA SUICIDE BOMBERS KILLED BY SECURITY ON DAMASCUS HIGHWAY; DAMASCUS RATS DOWN BY 50%

DAMASCUS:   Al-Fayhaa`* Highway:  A hastily placed checkpoint on this important thoroughfare by Air Force Intelligence and SAA was the focus of a strange encounter with nihilists last night in Damascus.  Intel had revealed that a Nusra/Al-Qaeda suicide operations group was planning a “spectacular” suicide operation which would horrify the population of the capital and…

December 24th, 2014 02:16 pm    45 comments

BREAKING NEWS: SYRIAN ARMY CLOSES OFF DOUMAA TO ‘ADRAA; SPECTACULAR OPERATION CATCHES RATS IN A FOG

Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia:   DAMASCUS: Doumaa to ‘Adraa area:   At 5 a.m. this morning, Damascus time, 2 units of the SAA, one from Special Forces and the second from Special Operations tasked with protecting the ‘Adraa Central Prison where some of the most vicious terrorist criminals are locked up, embarked on a…

December 20th, 2014 02:10 pm    65 comments

GENERAL AL-FURAYJ INSPECTS ARMY UNITS IN DAMASCUS; HOMS: SYRIAN ARMY’S CHOKEHOLD TIGHTENS AROUND AL-QAEDA’S THROAT

DAMASCUS:   Lt. General Fahd Jaassim Al-Furayj, Syrian Minister of Defense and Deputy Commander in Chief of the Syrian Armed Forces, paid a visit to officers and enlisted men in the Damascus area to inspect morale, positions and logistics.  He was very pleased and promised that the SAA would address the needs of the Syrian…

HOMS TERRORISTS STRIKE OUT AND COLLAPSE HEADLONG INTO MANURE PILE; DAMASCUS SPELLS DEATH FOR WAHHABIST RODENTS 3
December 12th, 2014 01:02 pm    102 comments

HOMS TERRORISTS STRIKE OUT AND COLLAPSE HEADLONG INTO MANURE PILE; DAMASCUS SPELLS DEATH FOR WAHHABIST RODENTS

HOMS:   Al-Wa’er:  It won’t be long before the foreign rats start eating each other as winter tightens its grip around their throats.  Communications between Nusra savages and their Turk handlers are becoming increasingly monotonous with desperate demands for food and ammunition.  Yesterday, at the Al-Kharaab Dam and the Al-Kawaakibi Intersection which open up into…

December 11th, 2014 02:56 pm    62 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ERADICATING ERDOGHAN’S GOONS IN IDLIB AND DER’AH; AL-JAZEERA REPORTER AND GUN RUNNER KILLED BY OWN RATS

Kafr Mayyit/Abu Al-Zubayr/Baalis/Qumaynaas Axis:  The SAA conducted a flawless raid on Erdoghan’s Nusra rodents and killed 16 while wounding a reported 11: Saamir Al-Sirmaani Ghaazi Shamlaan ‘Abdul-‘Azheem Furaykaash Zaahi Mahmoud Zi’innu Muhammad Sharafuddeen The rest of the dead were confirmed foreigners, some Turks and some Georgians.   Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan:  We can confirm a successful assassination…