December 6th, 2014 11:28 am    59 comments

JAWBAR’S TERRORISTS DROPPING LIKE FLIES; SAA LIBERATES MORE BLOCKS

DAMASCUS:   Jawbar:  The Syrian Army has now completed its takeover of all areas surrounding the Fourth Industrial School killing a large number of rodents belonging to Nusra, Jaysh Al-Umma and some from Jaysh Al-Islam.  A hundred-meter long tunnel was uncovered under the school which was used to transport terrorist rodents, equipment and other instrumentalities…

December 1st, 2014 11:22 am    6 comments

DAMASCUS: NOOSE TIGHTENS AROUND ‘ALLOOSH’S NECK

  DAMASCUS: Doumaa: Cringing in his suped up spider hole somewhere in ‘Aaliya Farms, Zahraan ‘Alloosh or “Commander Withdrawal”, as he is known unaffectionately by his fellow rats,  must be thinking about the afterlife.  There is a unit of the Military Intelligence Directorate which is tasked with both pursuing him and putting a bullet neatly…

November 27th, 2014 08:25 am    30 comments

DAMASCUS: 55 ‘ALLOOSH RODENTS KILLED FLEEING MAYDA’A; TERRORISTS CRUSHED IN BAALAA

DAMASCUS: Baalaa:  This village is in the Al-Nishaabiyya Farms area.  Yesterday, the SAA advanced 2 kms inside this formerly Nusra enclave and killed 7 of the 30+ rodents inside.  Monzer reports over 10 taken prisoner.  Weapons and ammunition smuggled in from Jordan were seized for use by our NDF in killing Wahhabists. Muhammad Jameel Sittu…

November 21st, 2014 08:06 am    194 comments

ISIS SMOTHERED IN DAMASCUS BY SYRIAN ARMY

DAMASCUS:   It was another bad hair day for Zahraan ‘Alloosh in Doumaa as the SAA continued to chip away at his defenses all the while reducing the number of rats upon whom he can rely for his final stand.   Tal Kurdi Farms in Doumaa:  The SAA killed 6 of his rats and added…

November 18th, 2014 11:19 am    114 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ADVANCES IN STUNNING THRUST AT AL-DUMAYR

DAMASCUS:   ‘Irbeen:   A suburb northeast of Damascus.  A van with 4 skunks belonging to Al-Jabhat Al-Islamiyya was turned into a molten ball of fire.  The weapons and explosives aboard were ignited and lit the sky.  Only one rodent was identified: Muhsin Zibeeb   ‘Irbeen:  At the Al-Jawra Mosque, a flatbed carrying boxes of ammunition…