SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES TERRORISTS IN IDLIB; DAMASCUS TERRORISTS FALLING APART 1
August 5th, 2014 10:56 am    5 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES TERRORISTS IN IDLIB; DAMASCUS TERRORISTS FALLING APART

  IDLIB:   Mantaf:  CONFIRMED! 73 TERRORISTS KILLED IN A MAJOR BATTLE HERE LAST NIGHT.  The majority were foreigners originating in Turkey.  Prisoners have already implicated Erdoghan’s MIT and Saudi Arabia in both training, financing and facilitating terror in Syria.  We can confirm that 17 leaders of the JABHA AL-ISLAMIYYA were killed in the operation…

DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES RATS AT KHAAN AL-SHAYKH; REPELS SUICIDE BOMBERS 3
August 4th, 2014 01:19 pm    8 comments

DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES RATS AT KHAAN AL-SHAYKH; REPELS SUICIDE BOMBERS

    DAMASCUS:   Khaan Al-Shaykh Farms:  Behind the liquor store, the SAA killed these on Friday, August 1, 2014: Basheer Al-Najjaar Fawzi Al-‘Umadaa` Kifaah Humsi   Maghar Al-Meer:  SAA pursued remnant scum to their final resting place and killed 5.  No names.   Khaan Al-Shaykh:  At the Nestle Company Factory and Al-Fusool (Seasons) Street,…

HEAVY FIGHTING IN ALEPPO AND ADVANCE IN LAYRAMOON 4
July 28th, 2014 12:00 pm    34 comments

HEAVY FIGHTING IN ALEPPO AND ADVANCE IN LAYRAMOON

  Al-Layramoon (var: Billayramoon):  Reported advance in the suburb with the SAA continuing to target precise locations of rodent terrorists.  According to Wael, the SAA has advanced 2 city blocks after the cannibals abandoned positions when their ammunition ran out.   Layramoon is crucial to the encirclement of Aleppo City.  The Saudi-supported vermin are committed to…

HOMS TO ALEPPO, SAA AND SAAF CRUSHING TERRORISM 5
July 26th, 2014 02:34 pm    30 comments

HOMS TO ALEPPO, SAA AND SAAF CRUSHING TERRORISM

    HOMS: Jabal Al-Shaa’er:  Out in the middle of nowhere, the SAAF slammed rockets into a bulldozer and 2 pickups with 23mm cannons killing a large number of terrorists belonging to ISIS.  No names, obviously.   East of Al-Jadhal Oil Field:  On their way to Jabal Al-Shaa’er to ostensibly help their dying rat cousins,…

DAMASCUS IS A GRAVEYARD FOR TRAITORS AND TERRORISTS 8
July 21st, 2014 08:03 pm    109 comments

DAMASCUS IS A GRAVEYARD FOR TRAITORS AND TERRORISTS

  DAMASCUS:   Jawbar:  A 400 meter-long, 80cm-wide, 120cm-tall and 12 meters-deep tunnel was uncovered last night.  Why it had air conditioning, television, a field clinic and ping-pong tables for those lonely nights.   Al-Maleeha Farms:  More rodents get caught stealing cheese: Nooreddeen Abu Zaytoon Khaldoon Bakri Zayd Barqashli Khaleel Al-‘Aassi Another 6 could not…

DAMASCUS/DER’AH/QUNAYTRA: SYRIAN ARMY ANNIHILATES WHOLE NESTS OF MURDERERS 10
July 20th, 2014 02:30 pm    92 comments

DAMASCUS/DER’AH/QUNAYTRA: SYRIAN ARMY ANNIHILATES WHOLE NESTS OF MURDERERS

  DAMASCUS:     Al-Maleeha Farms:  The SAA killed these yesterday: Saa`ib Faraj Muhammad MaHjoob Khaaled Qarmooz The other 10 were foreigners whose names have not been released.   Zibdeen Farms:  More rodents to the big sewer in Hell: Haamid ‘Izzu Bashshaar Ghunaysh Iqbaal Rahmaan Habeeb (PAKISTANI WORM EATING PIGLET)   Al-Nishaabiyya Farms:  SAA socks it…