November 17th, 2016 01:13 pm    387 comments

RUSSIA KILLS 30+ RATS IN IDLIB, 3 OF WHOM WERE MAJOR FIELD COMMANDERS; SYRIAN ARMY ADVANCES IN ALEPPO AMIDST HUGE DEMONSTRATIONS TO RID CITY OF TERRORIST RODENTS; BRANDON TARGETED BY MSM HYPOCRISY

IDLIB:  It’s official.  The Russian Aircraft Carrier, Admiral Kuznetsov, and the Kaliber Missile carrying frigate, the Admiral Gregorovitch, are in action over Idlib, Homs and Aleppo.  Yesterday, the Gregorovitch fired at least 5 Kaliber cruise missiles at terrorist concentrations in Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, Binnish, Saraaqib, striking at mainly Nusra/Alqaeda and Jaysh Al-Fath infrastructure.  That means they…

November 16th, 2016 08:33 am    142 comments

RUN, RODENT, RUN! THEY’RE COMING TO GET YOU IN ALEPPO! 24 HOUR WARNING HAS RUN OUT AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN

HAMA:    Tallat Buraydeej:  In the northwest rural area of Hama, Jaysh Al-Nasr and Tajammu’ Al-‘Izza, tried to occupy checkpoints of the SAA but were decimated during the dawn of Monday, November 14, 2016.  3 pickups with 23mm cannons were destroyed along with 2 transport trucks containing weapons and ammunition.   Hilfaayaa:  Citizens have informed…

November 13th, 2016 09:13 am    281 comments

OVER 100 RODENTS DIE IN AL-ASSAD SUBURB IN ALEPPO AFTER ITS LIBERATION; KHAAN AL-SHAYKH READY TO FALL TO THE SAA; SLEEPER CELL CLOSED DOWN IN HAMA

ALEPPO:  The count is encouraging.  During the battle to retake the Dhaahiyat Al-Assad suburb, the Syrian Army confirmed killing 32 rodents from the Harakat Nooreddeen Al-Zangi, 81 Nusra/Alqaeda vermin and 10 Al-Hizb Al-Turkistaani vultures.  With MInyaan now liberated, too, the only Aleppan issue to be resolved is the struggling rats inside the eastern flank of…

November 10th, 2016 10:45 am    198 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO HILLARY CLINTON; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-HIKMA SCHOOL; AIR FORCE FLATTENS SENIOR COMMANDER OF JAYSH AL-ISLAM

Our blue-eyed prez has got to go through the painful drudgery of valediction again in the aftermath of Hillary Clinton’s rousing defeat on Tuesday, November 8, 2016.  Most of us wept with joy at seeing the sullen crone go down the chute to the inevitable chamber-pot of dashed hopes, vanished dreams and foiled schemes.  Like…

November 7th, 2016 09:21 am    197 comments

SYRIAN ARMY TAKES CONTROL OF AL-RAKHM HILL AT ACADEMIES; ALQAEDA’S LOSSES “MASSIVE”; SYRIAN ARMY FOILS ATTACK IN HAMA AND SEIZES HUGE AMERICAN CACHE OF WEAPONS IN DAMASCUS

ALEPPO:  Jaysh Al-Fath and Nusra/Alqaeda cannot be looking at very encouraging statistics from their doomed campaign to lift the siege of East Aleppo.  This area is crucial to the American/Saudi/Zionist/Turk plan to retain trump cards at any negotiation with the Assad government of Syria.  But the siege remains in place and the cordon sanitaire around…

JAWBAR 90% IN SYRIAN ARMY HANDS AS TUNNELS ARE DESTROYED; SAUDIS, KUWAITIS AND OTHER FILTH KILLED 14
October 13th, 2014 02:45 pm    70 comments

JAWBAR 90% IN SYRIAN ARMY HANDS AS TUNNELS ARE DESTROYED; SAUDIS, KUWAITIS AND OTHER FILTH KILLED

DAMASCUS:  WE TOLD YOU SO.  It’s only a matter of clean-up before the MoD announces the “complete” delousing of Jawbar.  Incredibly, the SAA, using new technology, has unearthed a network of tunnels each with a three-pronged design extending for no less than 150 meters.  Just a few hours ago these mostly foreign vermin were put…

JOBAR TO BE LIBERATED IN ONLY HOURS; REPUBLICAN GUARDS ROLL OVER THE RATS 15
October 12th, 2014 10:28 am    38 comments

JOBAR TO BE LIBERATED IN ONLY HOURS; REPUBLICAN GUARDS ROLL OVER THE RATS

  DAMASCUS:  SYRPER HAS CONFIRMED THAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE MADE ANY MOMENT NOW ABOUT THE DELOUSING OF JAWBAR AS THE SYRIAN ARMY IS LITERALLY CRUSHING THE REMNANT RODENT TERRORISTS WITH A FEROCITY UNPARALLELED DURING THE ENTIRE CONFLICT.  NEW TANKS AND NEW ORDNANCE TIED TO SUPERB INTELLIGENCE IS MAKING THE DIFFERENCE AS STARVING VERMIN COMMUNICATE…

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA- 400 RATS KILLED; SAA KILLS NOTORIOUS TERRORIST IN DER’AH 16
October 11th, 2014 10:50 am    142 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA- 400 RATS KILLED; SAA KILLS NOTORIOUS TERRORIST IN DER’AH

DAMASCUS: WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA:  This is great news.  The Syrian Army has established complete control over Waadi ‘Ayn Turmaa and all surrounding farm areas after launching battering waves of artillery fire, tank assaults, infantry operations that obviously caught the huddling rats by complete surprise.  Intercepted communications prove they were not ready for this massive onslaught…