JAWBAR SET TO FALL TO THE SYRIAN ARMY; NUSRA DIES IN QALAMOON 1
October 10th, 2014 10:51 am    67 comments

JAWBAR SET TO FALL TO THE SYRIAN ARMY; NUSRA DIES IN QALAMOON

DAMASCUS:   Jawbar: The Nusra freaks-of-nature, along with their Jaysh Al-Islam allies, are breaking in Jawbar.  Panicked communications indicate clearly that they are preparing for the worst.  No reinforcements are coming and no resupplies are possible after the SAA recently uncovered several tunnels used for that purpose.  Their hopes are for some help from a…

TERRORISTS CONVERGE FOR DEATH IN WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA; SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES NUSRA IN IDLIB 4
October 7th, 2014 11:41 am    49 comments

TERRORISTS CONVERGE FOR DEATH IN WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA; SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES NUSRA IN IDLIB

DAMASCUS:  This just in.  Waadi ‘Ayn Turmaa is the locus of choice for all terrorists escaping the newly-liberated area of Al-Dukhkhaaniyya.  These groups are almost exclusively the hybrid terrorist organization made up of ‘Alloosh’s Jaysh Al-Islam and the Ittihaad Al-Islaami Li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam.  ‘Alloosh remains locked up in a spider hole in Al-‘Aaliya Farms awaiting certain…

SYRIAN ARMY DEFEATS FOREIGN RODENTS IN GHOUTA AS SYRIAN CITIZENS RETURN TO ADRAA HOMES 5
October 6th, 2014 10:31 am    97 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEFEATS FOREIGN RODENTS IN GHOUTA AS SYRIAN CITIZENS RETURN TO ADRAA HOMES

DAMASCUS: (Photo: Alalam) In the thousands, Syrian citizens are pouring back into ‘Adraa Town and ‘Adraa Workers’ Residencies after the SAA signaled complete clean-up of IEDs and mines from the area.  According to Monzer in Damascus, the SAA dismantled over 1,200 IEDs and mines including booby-trapped cars and homes.  New technology enabled the SAA to…

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-DUKHAANIYYA; ‘AYN TURMA TOTTERING; ARAB TRAITORS MEET WITH ZIONIST MOSSAD PROSTITUTE LIVNI 7
September 28th, 2014 10:46 am    121 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-DUKHAANIYYA; ‘AYN TURMA TOTTERING; ARAB TRAITORS MEET WITH ZIONIST MOSSAD PROSTITUTE LIVNI

DAMASCUS: Al-Dukhkhaaniyya:  With only a few hours left before the fall of Waadi ‘Ayn Turma, it made total sense that the SAA would smash into Al-Dukhkhaaniyya to exterminate the remaining vermin inside this town.  The move was sudden with brand new T-82 front-line battle tanks leading the charge.  The rodents had little ammunition left.  Even…

HUNDREDS SURRENDERING TO SYRIAN ARMY TO FIGHT AMERICAN INVADERS; HOMS, HAMA AND IDLIB EXPLODING 9
September 18th, 2014 03:37 pm    125 comments

HUNDREDS SURRENDERING TO SYRIAN ARMY TO FIGHT AMERICAN INVADERS; HOMS, HAMA AND IDLIB EXPLODING

DAMASCUS:  If that idiot, Obama, thinks his plan to attack Syria is going to work, it will be over the bodies of thousands of penitent Syrians who have rejointed the human race.  Yesterday and today, hundreds have continued to re-defect back to the Syrian fold and flip an angry finger at that cowardly whoremonger, Barack…

SYRIAN ARMY AMBUSH KILLS 92 NUSRA TERRORISTS IN QALAMOON 10
September 16th, 2014 10:04 am    44 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AMBUSH KILLS 92 NUSRA TERRORISTS IN QALAMOON

DAMASCUS:  The Nusra and ISIS terrorists now trapped on the border with Lebanon and Syria are desperate to escape the daily torment of being hunted down by the Lebanese Army and Hizbollah.  Yesterday, in another suicidal effort that can only be described as pure insanity, the rats tried to break the SAA defenses set up…