September 16th, 2016 09:15 am    261 comments

RATS LEAVE 55 CARCASSES IN FAILED ATTACK ON SYRIAN ARMY IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES RODENTS IN DAMASCUS

HAMA:  As I have been saying, the terrorist groups have lost too many of their battle-hardened field commanders, leaving such leadership in the hands of fanatical imbeciles commanded by the simian Saudis.  And so we have the deplorable events of yesterday when a band of rodents belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda attempted to overtake SAA positions at…

September 11th, 2016 03:41 pm    312 comments

300 TERRORISTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY IN MU’ADHDHAMIYYA; TERRORISTS ANNIHILATED IN HAMA

DAMASCUS:  These are not the 300 Spartans who fought off the Immortals commanded by Xerxes at the Battle of Thermopylae. (Pugnate magnis cum animis, Lacedaemonii hodie apud inferos fortasse cenabimus!)  They’ll be lucky just to dine.  No, they were disgruntled terrorist rodents in Mu’adhdhamiyya City who decided that their country had been destroyed enough and…

August 28th, 2016 01:26 pm    467 comments

DAARAYYAA TOTALLY CLEAN; SYRIAN ARMY MOPS IT UP; 700+ JOIN MILITIAS TO FIGHT WAHHABISM;

DAMASCUS:  It’s over.  Plain and simple.  Despite some die-hard degenerate foreigners who felt cheated out of their moment of death and rebirth in a temporal Paradise filled with 72 Virginians, the agreement to evacuate Daarayyaa was finally crowned when other terrorists warned the “end-of-timers” that they would face a different destiny if they were killed…

August 26th, 2016 08:43 am    550 comments

TURKS AND AMERICANS WALK INTO SELF-MADE CESSPOOL; OBAMA AS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IMBECILE; FRENCH MADE CHEMICAL WEAPONS FOR TERRORISM IN 2013; DAARAYYAA FALLS TO SAA

ALEPPO:  For those who have been following SyrPer for years, watching the unfolding war in Syria, what is happening today is really unsurprising.  The alliances which used to exist have been shuffled like a deck of cards.  Turkey, the most malicious actor in this drama along with Saudi Arabia, villains all, has now entered into…

August 20th, 2016 12:09 pm    276 comments

TERRORIST NUMBERS DRYING UP IN ALEPPO AS SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 60; SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES RODENTS IN HAMA; MAJOR ADVANCE IN DAARAYYAA; SNAFU AT IDLIB CROSSING

ALEPPO:  With the Syrian and Russian air forces stepping up aerial sorties targeting moving convoys of weapons and rodents from both Idlib Province and Reyhanli in Turk-Occupied Syria, the expeditionary force which first assaulted the southern parts of the city at Al-Raamoosa and the military colleges finds itself at a loss to explain how it…

August 10th, 2016 12:35 pm    280 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CLOSES ALL GAPS IN SIEGE; TERRORISTS RUNNING AMOK IN COUNTRYSIDE; SAUDI MANIAC RODENTS BEATEN BACK IN LATAKIA WITH HUNDREDS OF RAT CASUALTIES

Syrian Defense Minister, Lt. Gen. Fahd Jaassim Al-Furayj, reviews troops yesterday and today in Aleppo.  He was reportedly “very pleased” with the way the army closed off all routes into the besieged city while blunting the numerous terrorist “offensives”.    ALEPPO:  We told you the western propaganda machine was in full swing – even before…

August 8th, 2016 03:17 pm    422 comments

ALEPPO REMAINS SURROUNDED BY SYRIAN ARMY DESPITE NARROW PASSAGE OPENED BY BRITISH-SUPPORTED TERRORIST COCKROACHES; COORDINATED LYING BY WESTERN PRESS CHANGES NOTHING; KINSIBBA RELIBERATED

The test is very simple and it’s based on Britain’s cynical presence in the center of the terrorist catastrophe in Syria.  Remember, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights is run by a person named Usaamaa Sulaymaan, (a/k/a Raami ‘Abdul-Rahmaan) who is a convicted felon in Syria and an agent of the British government, specifically the…

July 23rd, 2016 11:07 am    167 comments

RODENT SAUDIS MEET ZIONIST RODENT POLISH COUSINS IN OCCUPIED PALESTINE; ARE THERE ANY REAL PALESTINIANS LEFT? ISIS AMBUSHED IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES NEW AREAS IN DAMASCUS

He has asked for a warrant for his execution.  He will get it from the people of Palestine if they still have any honor left.  This Saudi rodent and child molester is formally seeking ties with history’s most illegitimate political abomination.  Their Russian and Polish DNA tells the whole story.  In fact, ‘Ishqi can be…