March 29th, 2017 10:13 am    289 comments

WIPEOUT IN DAYR EL-ZOR AS SYRIAN ARMY TARGETS ISIS RODENTS; HAMA UNDER MASSIVE COUNTERATTACK BY SYRIAN ARMY – RODENTS HEADING BACK TO IDLIB; TERRORISTS FLOP 3 TIMES AT QAMHAANA

DAYR EL-ZOR: DAYR EL-ZOR: AIRBASE:  The area of the airbase is so well-studied by the Republican Guards under the command of Maj. Gen. ‘Issaam Zhahreddeen that you could say they knew it as well as their own hands.  The day before yesterday, a unit of crack rangers using night-vision equipment spotted 2 armored trucks just…

March 13th, 2017 10:01 am    348 comments

SAUDI ARABIA TRIES TO COVER UP ROLE IN ATROCIOUS MASSACRE IN DAMASCUS; SAA LIBERATES AREAS SOUTH OF PALMYRA; HITS BACK AT ISIS IN DZ

TRANSLATION by the Editor, Ziad: “SOUTHERN FRONT – SWORD OF SYRIA BATTALIONS FREE SYRIAN ARMY – GENERAL COMMAND Communique No. B/0037 IN THE NAME OF GOD, THE COMPASSIONATE AND THE MERCIFUL Praise be to God and Prayers and Peace be upon the Messenger of God The Special Operations Detachment under the authority of the Battalions…

March 4th, 2017 11:22 am    266 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 8 MORE VILLAGES AND TOWNS IN ALEPPO; ABOUT TO ENTER MANBIJ; CRUSHES ALQAEDA ATTACK IN HOMS; RAT MORALE CRASHING

Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, is taking the high road in Syria. We know this because the Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF) are realigning with the Syrian government. The SDF knows that the Turk cockroach, Erdoghan, will order his army to move into Manbij to evict them at some point citing his obsessive condition when it…

February 25th, 2017 03:13 pm    206 comments

LEPEN CONSIDERS DR. ASSAD CRUCIAL TO SYRIAN PEACE; ARMY DEVASTATES ALQAEDA AFTER SUICIDE BOMBERS KILL OFFICER IN HOMS; SAAF DEVASATES ISIS IN DZ; SAA REPELS ATTACK BY LUCKLESS ALQAEDA IN DER’AH

The nominee of the National Front in France, Marine LePen, has announced that the only solution to the Syrian crisis is Dr. Bashar Al-Assad. Needless to say, she will be a welcome change from the rabid mass murderer and internationally despised weasel, Francois Hollande. Let us hope for her success and the return of France,…

February 13th, 2017 08:34 am    392 comments

SYRIAN ARMY 20 KMS FROM PALMYRA; OPPOSITION AT GENEVA DOOMED; CELEBRATIONS IN ALEPPO; ISIS CRUSHED IN DZ

HOMS: The Russian Air Force flew 90 missions last week in support of the Syrian Army’s move to liberate Palmyra from the stench of Wahhabism. It is well known that President Putin is obsessed with preserving the antiquities at this laureled ancient city where the Romans built their monuments on the border of the Mesopotamia…

January 29th, 2017 09:10 am    249 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES ‘AYN AL-FEEJA; RODENTS LEAVE BY BUSLOAD; 1200 SECURE AMNESTY AND JOIN PDC; HOMS: SYRIAN ARMY STAMPS OUT ISIS IN OLD MILITARY BASE;

DAMASCUS:  You have all heard that the rodent infestation in the Baradaa Valley has ended triumphantly for the Syrian people.  Engineers are now working night and day to restore power to the pumps which deliver delicious, clean, cold water to the population of Damascus.   It is all over now for the rats who thought they…