February 6th, 2015 09:48 am    80 comments

‘ALLOOSH’S FIELD COMMANDERS DROP LIKE FLIES IN GHOUTAA

  DAMASCUS:  With the world lining up to restore relations with the Syrian government (Tunisia has announced that as a first priority of its new cabinet) and blood money being collected by now-penitent European terrorism supporters, it would seem as though the Syrian Army would want to sit back and gloat with that “I told…

February 5th, 2015 01:58 pm    106 comments

‘ALLOOSH BEGGING TO NEGOTIATE TRUCE WITH SAA; HOMS OFFENSIVE REAPING BENEFITS FOR THE SYRIAN ARMY

DAMASCUS: Many readers have been disturbed by the sudden uptick in shelling from the area of Doumaa where the notorious louse terrorist Zahraan ‘Alloosh is holed up with a mere 10% of his original force called the Jaysh Al-Islam (Army of Islam, yawn).  While all this has been going on, ‘Alloosh, no second-rater when it…

January 25th, 2015 09:22 am    25 comments

27 ALQAEDA LEADERS KILLED BY SYRIAN AIR FORCE IN MADHAAYAA

Madhaayaa:  With superb intelligence data provided from a plethora of sources, the SAAF was ordered into the air to strike at a meeting of Al-Qaeda/Nusra leaders accompanied by several from the Ahraar Al-Shaam group.  Inside the meeting were suspected Mossad advisors, according to our sources.  The strike took place at a home in the northern…

January 24th, 2015 02:33 pm    67 comments

SYRIAN DEFENSE MINISTER VISITS SITES OF VICTORY; 47 TERRORISTS DIE IN QUNAYTRA; SUWAYDA: 34 NUSRA KILLERS DIE IN SYRIAN ARMY MASTERSTROKE

DAMASCUS AREA:  Syria’s Minister of Defense, Lt. General Fahd Jaassem Al-Furayj, paid another visit to victorious Syrian troops near the Golan Heights yesterday as part of an on-site evaluation of army capabilities.  The visit is on the heels of an attack by the Zionist Ghetto State at the Amal Farms where officers of Hizbollah and…

January 18th, 2015 09:43 am    90 comments

358 TERRORISTS SURRENDER IN ZIBDEEN AS DAMASCUS ONSLAUGHT BECOMES UNSTOPPABLE; 2,112 CITIZENS ESCAPE OBAMA’S TERRORISTS

Syrian Army soldiers belonging to the Rescue Grouping receive more evacuees from Doumaa who escaped the poisonous stench of Saudi-supported Zahraan ‘Alloosh.   Doumaa, Jawbar, Al-Shifooniyyah, Hawsh Al-Faarra, Hawsh Nasri, Mayd’ah:  2,112 citizens escaped from these areas to the safety of the Syrian Army’s numerous checkpoints.  Their stories were of deliberate deprivation imposed on them…

January 4th, 2015 02:52 pm    63 comments

DAMASCUS: SAA AND HIZBOLLAH CRUSH NUSRA AT CROSSING; SAUDIS AND KUWAITIS ENTER HELL AT KHAAN AL-SHAYKH

Faleeta:  The airwaves are on fire with hilarious reports from irrelevant western dilettantes claiming Nusra managed to move into Syria by defeating the arrayed forces of Hizbollah and the SAA at the Masroob Crossing in Faleeta.  Well, we love to rain on their parade because the evidence is now in and it is compelling.  The…

January 1st, 2015 10:58 am    60 comments

DR. ASSAD CELEBRATES NEW YEAR WITH THE SAA IN JAWBAR; RATS GO DOWN IN LATAKIA

DAMASCUS:   Jawbar:  President Bashar Al-Assad visited Syrian soldiers and members of the Popular Defense Committees yesterday and celebrated with them by sitting down for dinner and giving them a rousing, spirited and glowing speech which clearly could be interpreted as a prediction for much better things to come.  With the preliminary talks about to…