November 18th, 2014 11:19 am    114 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ADVANCES IN STUNNING THRUST AT AL-DUMAYR

DAMASCUS:   ‘Irbeen:   A suburb northeast of Damascus.  A van with 4 skunks belonging to Al-Jabhat Al-Islamiyya was turned into a molten ball of fire.  The weapons and explosives aboard were ignited and lit the sky.  Only one rodent was identified: Muhsin Zibeeb   ‘Irbeen:  At the Al-Jawra Mosque, a flatbed carrying boxes of ammunition…

SUDANESE, LEBANESE TERRORISTS DIE IN DAMASCUS: 154 SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY FOR AMNESTY 1
November 7th, 2014 09:32 am    39 comments

SUDANESE, LEBANESE TERRORISTS DIE IN DAMASCUS: 154 SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY FOR AMNESTY

DAMASCUS:  154 former rat supporters and formerly armed terrorists surrendered to the SAA and security services yesterday.  Some of you might also find it comforting that 138 former rats surrendered also in Hama.  In all likelihood, the entire group will receive amnesty unless they can be fingered as prime agents of the terrorist organizations.  …

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES HAWSH AL-FAARRA AND SURROUNDS MAYDA’AA; FOREIGN RODENTS FROM U.K. AND AUSTRALIA DIE IN SYRIA 2
October 29th, 2014 02:10 pm    51 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES HAWSH AL-FAARRA AND SURROUNDS MAYDA’AA; FOREIGN RODENTS FROM U.K. AND AUSTRALIA DIE IN SYRIA

Hawsh Al-Faarra:  (It means Courtyard of the Female Mouse or the Courtyard of the Female Fugitive)  Whatever it means, the SAA has completely liberated this village as of 2 days ago.   Mayda’ah:  This important connecting link to the successful campaign to delouse the entire East Ghoutaa is under very tight artillery control as of…

SYRIAN ARMY VANQUISHES SAUDI RATS IN JAWBAR 4
October 15th, 2014 12:48 pm    69 comments

SYRIAN ARMY VANQUISHES SAUDI RATS IN JAWBAR

DAMASCUS: Jawbar:  It could be announced any moment.  The SAA is primarily involved in cleaning up over-ground and underground in this once-infested town.  An attempt by remnant rodents to re-infiltrate in the direction of the Soap Factory and slaughterhouses was repelled with substantial losses to the mostly foreign rodents of Nusra.  The rats used another…

JAWBAR 90% IN SYRIAN ARMY HANDS AS TUNNELS ARE DESTROYED; SAUDIS, KUWAITIS AND OTHER FILTH KILLED 5
October 13th, 2014 02:45 pm    70 comments

JAWBAR 90% IN SYRIAN ARMY HANDS AS TUNNELS ARE DESTROYED; SAUDIS, KUWAITIS AND OTHER FILTH KILLED

DAMASCUS:  WE TOLD YOU SO.  It’s only a matter of clean-up before the MoD announces the “complete” delousing of Jawbar.  Incredibly, the SAA, using new technology, has unearthed a network of tunnels each with a three-pronged design extending for no less than 150 meters.  Just a few hours ago these mostly foreign vermin were put…

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA- 400 RATS KILLED; SAA KILLS NOTORIOUS TERRORIST IN DER’AH 6
October 11th, 2014 10:50 am    142 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA- 400 RATS KILLED; SAA KILLS NOTORIOUS TERRORIST IN DER’AH

DAMASCUS: WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA:  This is great news.  The Syrian Army has established complete control over Waadi ‘Ayn Turmaa and all surrounding farm areas after launching battering waves of artillery fire, tank assaults, infantry operations that obviously caught the huddling rats by complete surprise.  Intercepted communications prove they were not ready for this massive onslaught…