October 15th, 2012 04:34 pm    Comments Off on FIFTH POST – OCTOBER 15, 2012 – WHO SAID EMIRATES ARE MONKEYS?

FIFTH POST – OCTOBER 15, 2012 – WHO SAID EMIRATES ARE MONKEYS?

FOURTH POST – OCTOBER 15, 2012 – WELL, I’LL BE A MONKEY’S UNCLE!  WHO SAID THE EMIRATES ARE SAND MONKEYS?  Mark the Brit, ever on the watch for tastelessness and insensitivity, immediately sent this to us for review. We believe it’s worth sharing with our readers.  We told you so. “The AFC apologises for an editorial…

October 17th, 2011 01:48 pm    Comments Off on NO FISH FOR SINNERS; EMIRATES HAS TOURS FOR PEDOPHILES

NO FISH FOR SINNERS; EMIRATES HAS TOURS FOR PEDOPHILES

October 17, 2011 – I just returned from our dacha without any fish to speak of.  It rained all weekend with gusts of cold wind under lugubrious, pitiless clouds of gray and black.  My friend, who accompanied me, Mark the Brit, true to his icy northern European ancestry, took it all in stride, heaving huge…