December 3rd, 2012 08:36 pm    2 comments

FOURT POST – DECEMBER 3, 2012 – JIHAD MAKDISI FIRED OVER MISMANAGEMENT OF SPOKEMAN’S OFFICE; ALLOWED TO LEAVE FOR LONDON

FOURTH POST – DECEMBER 3, 2012 – JIHAD MAKDISI, FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESMAN, FIRED AND ALLOWED TO LIVE IN EXILE  Monzer in Damascus reports that Jihad Makdisi, former spokesman for the Syrian Foreign Ministry was fired today for failing to “meet deadlines” and “negligence in representing the government”.  He asked F.M. Mouallem if he could leave the…

August 6th, 2012 02:47 pm    1 comment

THIRD POST – AUGUST 6, 2012 – FIRED PRIME MINISTER OF SYRIA CLAIMS DEFECTION TO "OPPOSITION":

AUGUST 6, 2012 – THIRD POST – We, at SyrPer, don’t know if this posting should be relegated to the “humor” category.  You see, O’ Lecteur, Syria has lost a personality to the opposition: RIAD HIJAB.  This Hijab fellow was so important he was never assigned any bodyguards or chauffeurs.  He was so important, he was allowed…