Rankoos: It’s over. The Qalamoon is free of rats. One hour ago, the SAA backed by NDF, liberated every square inch of Rankoos. The reason SANA would not announce the liberation 3 days ago was because of their internal policy of not making such declarations until all rodents have been dispatched and…
ALEPPO: There is a news blackout in Aleppo except for SyrPer. We are getting reports of large-scale artillery and missile barrages on the areas of ‘Andaan, Al-Saakhoor and Hanaano. It appears the strategy is to force the rats southward into areas controlled by SAA and militia. Wael reports that the rodent mercenaries are taking direct…
DAMASCUS; SCENES OF JUBILATION AS OUR ARMY GRINDS THE RATS INTO SO MUCH FERTILIZER: Harasta: Firefight nets 5 rodents trying to find shelter in an hostile world. 2 were identified: Fawwaaz HabbooshAbdul-Sattaar ‘Ali-Ahmad Shifooniyya: The day before yesterday, these snipers were hunted down and asked to surrender. They thought they could take on the NDF.…