SYRIAN GOVERNMENT OFFERS "ADOPT A TERRORIST RAT"  1
February 15th, 2014 12:17 pm    50 comments

SYRIAN GOVERNMENT OFFERS “ADOPT A TERRORIST RAT”

“WE NEED A HOME. WILL YOU TAKE US IN?“   THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT HAS IMPLEMENTED A NEW POLICY DESIGNED TO ADDRESS THE HUMANITARIAN CONCERNS OF MANY: WHAT TO DO ABOUT FOREIGN TERRORISTS CAPTURED BY THE SYRIAN ARMY? With the Amnesty Program moving apace in the country giving young men a second chance at a normal…

April 15th, 2013 04:28 pm    25 comments

SECOND POST – APRIL 15, 2013 – SYRIAN GOVERNMENT SPRING AUTOMOBILE TELETHON ANNOUNCED!!

SYRIAN GOVERNMENT FIRST EVER SPRING AUTOMOBILE, TRUCK AND MOTORCYCLE TELETHON STRAIGHT FROM DAMASCUS!! RICARDO MONTALBAN SLATED TO HOST 24-HOUR AUCTION OF OVER 50,000 CARS, TRUCKS, FLATBEDS AND MOTORCYCLES ALL TO BENEFIT THE SOON-TO-BE-OUSTED HASHEMITE FAMILY OF JORDAN. RICARDO MONTALBAN WON INTERNATIONAL RENOWN FOR HIS CHRYSLER CORPORATION COMMERCIALS FOR THE DODGE “CORDOVA” WHICH HE FAMOUSLY MISPRONOUNCED,…