September 16th, 2015 11:24 am    125 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS FOND FAREWELL TO TONY ABBOTT

Such a tragic loss.  I mean, what were  the Aussies thinking when they unceremoniously dumped Tony Abbott?  Well, another loser bites the dust and our president continues to outlive and out-prosper them all.  President Assad bade farewell to the Zionist puppet imbecile today and repeated his oft-quoted formula:  Tata.  Toodleydoo.  Ma’ Al-Salaama.  Khodaa-Haafezh. Jajinn.  Dosvedanyeh. …

April 29th, 2015 08:55 am    71 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTER SAUD AL-FAYSAL

Once again, our redoubtable president, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad, has to take time out from his very busy day directing Syrian Armed Forces in the campaign to exterminate Saudi-and-Turk-supported Takfiri terrorist vermin to bid a fond farewell to the world’s most cloying and perverted foreign minister, Sa’ood Al-Faysal. Our president always reserves time for such things…

January 31st, 2015 09:31 am    33 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS ANOTHER FINAL FAREWELL TO BANDAR BIN SULTAAN

He bade the hirsute half-breed rodent/ape once before a fond farewell; that was in 2014 when Bandar bin Sultaan (a/k/a bin Shaytaan) was sacked as head of Saudi Arabia’s ineptly and inaptly-named “General Intelligence Bureau” by his now putrescent, decomposing simian uncle, King ‘Abdullah bin ‘Abdul-‘Azeez.  In exchange for his humble acceptance of the discharge,…

May 14th, 2014 01:42 pm    89 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS ADIEU TO LAKHDAR BRAHIMI

Dr. Assad waves a fond farewell to French factotum, French/Algerian Fuddy-Duddy, French Farcical Freak, Lakhdar Brahimi.   We awarded him the Miguel de Cervantes Don Quixote Tilting at Windmills Award for 2013.  At that time we thought he would give it a good try as a mediator, but, would fail, despite his best intentions.  As…