SAA INTENSIFIES ASSAULTS! ALEPPO RED HERRING PLANNED 2
June 1st, 2014 12:37 pm    99 comments

SAA INTENSIFIES ASSAULTS! ALEPPO RED HERRING PLANNED

  DAMASCUS: Al-Maleeha near the Tamico Pharmaceutical ComplexL  SAA wiped out whole nests of groups like the Islamic Union of Syrian Soldiers (Al-Ittihaad Al-Islaamiy Li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam, yawn) and its artillery sub-group “Mothers of Muslims Brigades” (double-yawn).  The following were confirmed killed: Muhammad ‘Abdul-Fattaah “Abu-Ziyaad” (ALGERIAN MUCOUS COLLECTOR AND BARBARY APE. Id pending) “Abu Fahd” (SAUDI…

DAMASCUS: JACKALS GO TO HELL; HAMA: TERRORISTS GO TO THE SEWER; HOMS: DINGOS GO TO THE DEVIL 5
May 31st, 2014 10:55 am    107 comments

DAMASCUS: JACKALS GO TO HELL; HAMA: TERRORISTS GO TO THE SEWER; HOMS: DINGOS GO TO THE DEVIL

  Jawbar: At Southwest Fateena Tower, the SAA wiped out 8 terrorists and took 2 prisoner: Ashraf Muhammad ‘Uthmaan Sulaybi ‘Abdul-Malik Waaqed Ahmad ‘Ali Ahmad Ra’oof Al-Sarraaj The other 3 had code names as given by the 2 taken prisoner.   Jawbar:  At the Al-Hawwaash Bakery, SAA killed 5 terrorists.  No other details.   ‘Irbeen: …

AMERICAN SUICIDE BOMBER IN SYRIA RETARDED MAN 6
May 30th, 2014 10:46 am    22 comments

AMERICAN SUICIDE BOMBER IN SYRIA RETARDED MAN

  IDLIB: “Abu Hurayra Al-Amreeki”, with his daytime snack curled up in his arms,  beams for the camera in anticipation of his short trip to Purgatory.  This poor runt is mildly retarded and fell for the allure of dying in a cause espoused by the Nusra organization. We don’t know his real name yet.  The…

IDLIB SCENE OF SYRIAN ARMY FURY 15
May 29th, 2014 12:08 pm    35 comments

IDLIB SCENE OF SYRIAN ARMY FURY

IDLIB: Mu’tarem:  Yesterday, the SAA caught a convoy of terrorists blundering their way into the fires of Hell.  Besides destroying 6 vans and 2 pickups festooned with the usual Bandar-Blunderbuss, the SAA killed these: Raamez Al-Sa’aati Muhammad Radhwaan Halabi Bassaam Al-Labwa Saati’ Muhammad-‘Ali Taareq Muhammad Al-Bakawaati Raateb Shaa’ooth Saj’aan Mahmoud Awbak Qusayy ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Zhaafer Muhayshi…