August 30th, 2014 09:18 am    5 comments

ISIS CRUSHED IN HOMS; SCORES OF TERRORISTS KILLED AT MARYAMAYN

At the 2 villages of Maryamayn (The Two Marys) and Al-Shaniyya, the SAA laid waste to a group of rodents belonging to the ‘Umar Ibn Al-Khattaab Brigade (yawn. ‘Umar was the Second Righteously Guided Caliph) after their failed attempt to relocate to these villages.  The rats were led by the very dead: ‘Ammaar Mustafaa  (leader and…

INTENSE FIGHTING IN IDLIB, DAMASCUS, QUNAYTRA 5
August 21st, 2014 01:53 pm    17 comments

INTENSE FIGHTING IN IDLIB, DAMASCUS, QUNAYTRA

IDLIB: Kafr Shalaayaa:  A firefight between SAA and Nusra vermin continued for 7 hours until the rats gave up and headed for the hills. Haytham Hamaada Fareed Qash’am Muhammad Faares The other 12 carcasses were identified as foreigners but their names were not sent. Spiru:  Yes, like in Spiro T. Agnew.  It’s a common Orthodox…

IDLIB: SAA HARRIES OBAMA’S KILLERS IN ABU-ZHUHOOR AB 6
August 19th, 2014 10:09 am    60 comments

IDLIB: SAA HARRIES OBAMA’S KILLERS IN ABU-ZHUHOOR AB

  IDLIB: Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia:   Abu Zhuhoor Air Base:  Desperate for any accomplishment, the Nusra terrorists tried once again to invade this large airbase, but, were pummeled by the very well-armed defense forces inside.  It did not stop there, however, according to our sources, the colonel in charge ordered his forces…

LATAKIA: RAT PACKS SMASHED ON TURK BORDER 8
August 14th, 2014 11:00 am    78 comments

LATAKIA: RAT PACKS SMASHED ON TURK BORDER

  LATAKIA:   Zaghaaru:  An attempted infiltration by frustrated foreign monkeys was repelled by the SAA at this area: Mahmoud Kurr Faaqi (TURKMAN COCKROACH) Hussayn Zhareef Khaan (PAKISTANI VIPER SPUTUM) Majd ‘Abdul-Kareem No other names sent.   Ghammaam:  Nusra turkeys were gobbled up by the SAA when their pickup armed with a 23mm cannon broke…

NATO TERRORISTS SQUASHED IN IDLIB 9
August 11th, 2014 03:18 pm    32 comments

NATO TERRORISTS SQUASHED IN IDLIB

  IDLIB: Al-Ya’qoobiyya:  Near the intractably sectarian city of Jisr Al-Shughoor, the SAA killed 9 Nusra rodents with only one having Syrian citizenship. I have no names.   Ma’ar-Shooreen:  SAA killed 3 Nusra creeps and arrested 8 others: Hussayn Badraan Ibraaheem Al-Qalyoobi (EGYPTIAN INTESTINAL PARASITE) I have no other names.   Ma’rrat Al-Nu’maan:  The razor’s…