SYRIAN JETS ROCK ISIS IN AL-RAQQA AND AL-BUKAMAAL 1
September 7th, 2014 09:15 am    83 comments

SYRIAN JETS ROCK ISIS IN AL-RAQQA AND AL-BUKAMAAL

AL-RAQQA: You must have heard the news.  I have awakened to a plethora of reports, some here on my desk from our sources, confirming a sudden up-tick in sorties conducted by the SAAF.  Yesterday, the SAAF flew 19 sorties over Al-Raqqa killing an estimated 125 Wahhabist rats belonging to ISIS.  Over Al-Bukamaal on the Iraqi…

September 5th, 2014 01:47 pm    12 comments

LEBANESE SEX SYMBOL OFFERS SELF FOR SOLDIERS; SEX JIHAD GOES LEGIT!

In a stunning rebuke to the entire Lebanese government, the only woman in the caretaker cabinet, Alice Shabteeni, has offered herself as a substitute hostage for the Lebanese soldiers and policemen held by the terrorists of ‘Arsaal.  This has come after the families of the hostages expressed boundless contempt for the existing government of Tammaam…

September 4th, 2014 03:43 pm    47 comments

THE ISIS HIT-LIST WISH-LIST; THOSE WHO COUNT IN THE WORLD OF DEATH

From Ingmar Bergman’s “The Seventh Seal”  to “Death Wish” to “Final Destination” to “Jaws II”,  the Grim Reaper stalks Crusaders and ordinary, obnoxious teens at every corner. And so it is with ISIS and its notorious bugbear and bete noir, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi.  During the last few days, websites, ISIS Facebook pages, Twitter accounts and…

September 4th, 2014 11:31 am    36 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS CENTRAL JAWBAR AND FANS OUT!

JAWBAR:  It’s approaching endgame now. The SAA has confirmed entry into the deep center of Jawbar leaving in its wake hundreds of rat carcasses belonging to a myriad terrorist organizations funded and armed by Obama & Co..  During the assault on the central area of Jawbar, the SAA dismantled IEDs deployed to delay its advance,…

September 4th, 2014 09:04 am    18 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SWATS ROACHES IN DER’AH AND 10 ISIS TRUCKS AFIRE IN ALEPPO

The cockroaches of Der’ah appear listless and demoralized.  Witness the complete lack of vigor in carrying even the simplest of terrorist tasks.  With great ease the SAA has now cut off totally the supply line between Der’ah City and Al-Yaadoodaa with the SAA now a mere 1,300 meters from the confluence of Al-Yaadoodaa/Al-Muayreeb/Kharaab Al-Shahm.  Surely…

August 30th, 2014 09:18 am    5 comments

ISIS CRUSHED IN HOMS; SCORES OF TERRORISTS KILLED AT MARYAMAYN

At the 2 villages of Maryamayn (The Two Marys) and Al-Shaniyya, the SAA laid waste to a group of rodents belonging to the ‘Umar Ibn Al-Khattaab Brigade (yawn. ‘Umar was the Second Righteously Guided Caliph) after their failed attempt to relocate to these villages.  The rats were led by the very dead: ‘Ammaar Mustafaa  (leader and…