March 25th, 2017 01:14 pm    378 comments

SYRIAN ARMY HAYMAKER SMASHES NUSRA/ALQAEDA IN JAWBAR AS ARMY PURSUES SCURRYING RODENTS; OVER 500+ DEAD RODENTS IN DISASTROUS ATTACK ON SAA IN DAMASCUS; ARMY TAKES KAWKABA AND DAYR HAAFIR; TERRORISTS AND SAUDIS ON THE ROPES

The sudden and massive assault on Syrian Army positions separating Barza from Al-Qaaboon was meant to send a message to anyone participating in the Geneva V talks:  You can accomplish nothing without credibility on the ground.   A second purpose for this unusually catastrophic plot was to relieve besieged terrorist vultures inside Al-Qaaboon who were monitored…

November 10th, 2016 10:45 am    198 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO HILLARY CLINTON; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-HIKMA SCHOOL; AIR FORCE FLATTENS SENIOR COMMANDER OF JAYSH AL-ISLAM

Our blue-eyed prez has got to go through the painful drudgery of valediction again in the aftermath of Hillary Clinton’s rousing defeat on Tuesday, November 8, 2016.  Most of us wept with joy at seeing the sullen crone go down the chute to the inevitable chamber-pot of dashed hopes, vanished dreams and foiled schemes.  Like…

JAWBAR 90% IN SYRIAN ARMY HANDS AS TUNNELS ARE DESTROYED; SAUDIS, KUWAITIS AND OTHER FILTH KILLED 5
October 13th, 2014 02:45 pm    70 comments

JAWBAR 90% IN SYRIAN ARMY HANDS AS TUNNELS ARE DESTROYED; SAUDIS, KUWAITIS AND OTHER FILTH KILLED

DAMASCUS:  WE TOLD YOU SO.  It’s only a matter of clean-up before the MoD announces the “complete” delousing of Jawbar.  Incredibly, the SAA, using new technology, has unearthed a network of tunnels each with a three-pronged design extending for no less than 150 meters.  Just a few hours ago these mostly foreign vermin were put…

SYRIAN ARMY DEFEATS FOREIGN RODENTS IN GHOUTA AS SYRIAN CITIZENS RETURN TO ADRAA HOMES 8
October 6th, 2014 10:31 am    97 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEFEATS FOREIGN RODENTS IN GHOUTA AS SYRIAN CITIZENS RETURN TO ADRAA HOMES

DAMASCUS: (Photo: Alalam) In the thousands, Syrian citizens are pouring back into ‘Adraa Town and ‘Adraa Workers’ Residencies after the SAA signaled complete clean-up of IEDs and mines from the area.  According to Monzer in Damascus, the SAA dismantled over 1,200 IEDs and mines including booby-trapped cars and homes.  New technology enabled the SAA to…

SYRIAN ARMY DEALS DEATH TO TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS AND QALAMOON 9
September 26th, 2014 10:52 am    4 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DEALS DEATH TO TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS AND QALAMOON

Gee, with Nusra now joining FSA in the Golan, what’s a righteous Zionist to do?  After all, even the United States supports the illustrious Commander of the Faithful, the Sergeant with a Smile, ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer.  Right?  But, what happens when the United States, which vowed to strike at ISIS and Nusra finds itself at odds…

‘ADRAA TOWN ALMOST LIBERATED WITH HEAVY FIGHTING IN QUNAYTRA; TERRORISTS DROPPING LIKE FLIES 10
September 24th, 2014 08:49 am    39 comments

‘ADRAA TOWN ALMOST LIBERATED WITH HEAVY FIGHTING IN QUNAYTRA; TERRORISTS DROPPING LIKE FLIES

‘Adraa Town:  Our readers know well that all escape routes north of ‘Adraa toward the 2 highway clover-leafs have been shut down.  All negotiations for the surrender of ‘Adraa Town and the Workers’ Residencies met with failure due to much overreaching by the trapped terrorists inside.  Besides asking for release of extremely dangerous prisoners, the…