DAMASCUS: AL-ZABADAANI: The Ministry of Defense will not allow any announcements until the entire town is cleaned out completely. I have written about this before. The MoD has warned news services not to declare any area rat-free until every rat is finished off. SyrPer does not agree with the MoD’s very conservative standards. What we…
DAMASCUS: Oh, wow! Whatever happened to that big push on the capital? Geez, it seems to have gotten bogged down in something called defeat. Watch this: Marj Al-Sultaan and Dayr Salmaan Orchards: A pickup truck carrying an hybrid mixture of filthy, heretical rodents was put to the torch by SAA and PDC heroes. That…
DAMASCUS: Horrible day if you are in the terrorism business. The Syrian Army and its allies from HZB, SSNP, Ba’ath Party militia and the indomitable PDC brought the roof down on the terrorist murderers and cannibals – yesterday and today: Zibdeen and Dayr Al-‘Asaafeer: In a multipronged military action with SAA artillery pounding Alqaeda…
DAMASCUS: Jawbar: Here’s one which is going to have all English pedophiles crying. Yesterday, the Syrian Army Engineering Corps were informed about a tunnel close to 15 meters deep which was being dug by the rats of “Faylaq Al-Rahmaan” (yawn). For days SAA-MI have been monitoring the progress and allowing the rodents to fill…
DAMASCUS: With the Syrian Army rolling over the American-supported nihilist rodents in both the Qalamoon and Al-Qunaytra, nothing could be worse for these infernal plague-carrying vermin than to have the legitimate Syrian government smash their ranks and fortifications in the East Ghoutaa, and, yet, that is what happened exactly. Harastaa: In the area of…
DAMASCUS: ‘Irbeen: Spectacular operation against a group of rodents called “Liwaa` Al-Islaam” east of Water Station No. 1. The rodents were caught literally with their pants down: Fawzi Al-‘Aseeri (MONKEY MOLESTER FROM THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES) Al-Haadi Al-Dirbaazi (LIBYAN COCKROACH MERD) ‘Azeez Al-Sayyid Faarooq Bahsali Jihaad Qudhmaani Nu’maan Al-Moussa Jaabir Al-Saalihaani Ghiyaath Al-Talli Sadreddeen…
DER’AH: The Ministry of Defense has announced the complete liberation of the following villages and towns: East Musayka, West Musayka, Rasm Al-Khawaabi, Ashnaan, Al-Dallaafa. The towns of Maleehat Al-‘Atsh and Basr Al-Hareer are totally surrounded by the SAA and are expected to fall shortly. What this means is the highway connecting Der’ah to Suwaydaa Province…
Nadine Wannoos died fighting in Jawbar yesterday in operations conducted by the Republican Guard. She is from the area of Jabla, specifically Ma’arreen, a Christian village noted for its devotion to flag and country. For those who don’t know Syria’s geography, Jabla is a sister city of Latakia now joined to it by the process…