June 24th, 2016 09:16 am    166 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS A FOND FAREWELL TO BRITISH CRIMINAL, DAVID CAMERON; WELCOMES BORIS JOHNSON AND JEREMY CORBIN

Saddened by the abrupt and disgraceful exit of British war criminal and genocidal freak, David Cameron, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad demonstrates true empathy for the blackguard.   The British people have spoken and, quite candidly about their relationship with the murderously tight association of gangsters called the European Union.  Not satisfied with the specious arguments of…

April 13th, 2016 10:00 am    242 comments

ALQAEDA SUFFERING MASSIVE LOSSES AT TAL AL-‘AYS; ALEPPO’S TERRORISTS CRUMBLING

(Thanks, Brigitte Turkmani) ALEPPO:  The combined force of the Syrian Army and its allies has rocked the defensive lines of Alqaeda, the Saudi Arabian-supported terrorist organization now watching as whole units of its military are abandoning positions and escaping.  At Tal Al-’Ays, the last fortifications are falling under the weight of massive artillery and missile…

May 14th, 2014 01:42 pm    89 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS ADIEU TO LAKHDAR BRAHIMI

Dr. Assad waves a fond farewell to French factotum, French/Algerian Fuddy-Duddy, French Farcical Freak, Lakhdar Brahimi.   We awarded him the Miguel de Cervantes Don Quixote Tilting at Windmills Award for 2013.  At that time we thought he would give it a good try as a mediator, but, would fail, despite his best intentions.  As…