(Image courtesy of Nourishingliberty.com) When one thinks of the Syrian exiled opposition certain words come to mind: clueless, rudderless, confused, misguided, ineffectual, parasitic, criminal, useless and soporific. There may be a reason why the United States has ceded its role, if any, to the Russians given the track record of this cobbled melange of…
QUNAYTRA (GOLAN): Almasdarnews correctly described a new campaign by Nusra, now allied with the Zionist Creep Entity, and the Southern Front FSA led by the completely inept ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer Al-Nu’aymi, to expand as much as possible in the Golan Heights. The strategy is clear: The terrorists are doing dirty work for their Zionist masters. …
DAMASCUS: Al-Fayhaa`* Highway: A hastily placed checkpoint on this important thoroughfare by Air Force Intelligence and SAA was the focus of a strange encounter with nihilists last night in Damascus. Intel had revealed that a Nusra/Al-Qaeda suicide operations group was planning a “spectacular” suicide operation which would horrify the population of the capital and…
DAMACUS: Jawbar: It’s been a long time coming, but, when it rains, it pours. If you want to know why ‘Alloosh is so anxious to join the winners, here it is in black and white: He has lost Jawbar to the SAA. SyrPer predicts that all Jawbar will be under the total and unchallenged…
Zibdeen: The announcement has not been formally made in the Syrian state media, but, we now know that the SAA and the NDF have wiped out 95% of the rat presence here as special operations forces continue the search for about another 200 die-hard vermin whose luck has mostly run out. The largest force here…
DAMASCUS: We can confirm the deaths of 27 Nusra rodents meeting in Syria after entering through routes from Lebanon to the areas around the town of Faleeta and Waadi ‘Ajram. With superb intelligence available from sources in Lebanon (it appears Nusra can’t do anything without announcing it on a loudspeaker), the SAA was fully…
Al-Shaykh Miskeen: The Syrian army battered the Nusra rat organization yesterday when the latter attempted an assault on an SAA position. The rats were seen grouping by local civilians and the army was given an alert. The following were sent to Rat Heaven: Muhammad Shabbaana (Nusra leader) Abu Ya’qoob Al-Ma’aani (JORDANIAN CHILD MOLESTER) Naazhem Sa’eed…
LATAKIA: Salmaa: More SAA operations dominate in the far northeastern corner of Latakia Province. The SAA has redoubled its efforts to exterminate Erdoghan’s rats here, most of whom belong to the Nusra terrorist gangs. The rats are so befuddled by the tenacity and ferocity of the Syrian Army’s attacks that they have started splitting…