February 8th, 2014 11:11 am    7 comments

AHMAD JARBA; EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MERCURY NEWS SERVICE

Brunhilde Liebesbombe, seen here, (ca 1964) preparing for her first interview with Oleg Penkovsky. Unfortunately, Colonel Penkovsky was indisposed, having been executed for treason. February 7, 2014 (Istanbul).  Right from the heart of the former capital of the Ottoman Empire, Constantinople itself (Istanbul is  Constantinople), the Mercury News Service is proud to announce a major…

August 14th, 2012 02:31 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE PULLS THE COVER OFF "PRINCE" SAUD AL-FAYSAR’S ALLEGED SURGERY;

SECOND POST – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE PULLS THE COVER OFF "PRINCE" SAUD AL-FAYSAR’S ALLEGED SURGERY;

SAUDI PRINCE’S SURGERY SET TO EXPLAIN FAILURE OF ARAB LEAGUE CONFERNCE IN CAIRO Tancred Ogilvie reporting from Jedda, Saudi Arabia and Hotspur Fancyshanks from Tubingen, Germany.Ogden Orffe, photographer, exclusive to MNS. There is much speculation about the real reason for the Arab League’s postponement of the Sunday, August 12, 2012, conference of foreign ministers.  The…

August 3rd, 2012 03:30 pm    1 comment

AUGUST 3, 2012 – THIRD POST – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH HAITHAM AL-MALEH

AUGUST 3, 2012 – THIRD POSTING – MNS INTERVIEWS HAITHAN AL-MALEH, NEWLY SELF-APPOINTED SOMETHING OR ANOTHER FOR THE “TRUSTEES OF THE SYRIAN REVOLUTION”.    (Many of our readers have never heard of Haithan Al-Maleh.  And that will probably not change much even after reading this interview.  He is a long-time jailbird, pest and Sunni Islamist activist/terrorist…

July 23rd, 2012 07:34 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – JULY 23, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXPLAINS THE EU’S ECONOMIC PROBLEMS FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

THIRD POST – JULY 23, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXPLAINS THE EU’S ECONOMIC PROBLEMS FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

JULY 23, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT EXPLAINING THE EUROPEAN UNION ECONOMIC MELTDOWN FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE Taudrey LaPeste, special to MNS,  reporting from Schnappsburg, Germany.  Photography by Ogden Orffe and Belinda Bellicose. (Schnappsburg) – Many months have passed since Germany recognized that it would be the only EU member possessing the kind of economic…

July 11th, 2012 01:54 pm    Comments Off on FIRST POST – JULY 11, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ANNOUNCES THIS YEARS CANDIDATES FOR 2011 DUFUS OF THE YEAR

FIRST POST – JULY 11, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ANNOUNCES THIS YEARS CANDIDATES FOR 2011 DUFUS OF THE YEAR

FIRST POST- JULY 11, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ANNOUNCES LAST YEARS NOMINEES FOR DUFUS OF THE YEAR:  The Board of Governors of Mercury News Service Ltd. has convened a plenary session of all members to finalize 2011’s prestigious DUFUS OF THE YEAR.  The actual winner will be announced after subscribers’ votes are counted.  President…

July 8th, 2012 02:07 pm    1 comment

FIRST POST – JULY 8, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS REPORT EXCLUSIVE

FIRST POST – JULY 8, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE BRINGS YOU INCREDIBLE NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.  IN THIS EXCLUSIVE REPORT WE FIND FORMER BRIG. GENERAL MANAF TLAS IN A PARIS ALLEY, FACE DOWN IN HIS OWN VOMITUS AND CONDUCT AN AMAZING INTERVIEW WITH THE FALLEN SYRIAN VIP.   Genus Lepidoptera reporting from Paris, special to MNS.  Photos…

June 12th, 2012 03:51 pm    Comments Off on MERCURY NEWS SERVICE NEWEST ADDITION: GURU PROSCIA ADVISORY PAGE

MERCURY NEWS SERVICE NEWEST ADDITION: GURU PROSCIA ADVISORY PAGE

JUNE 12, 2012 – The Mercury News Service is proud to announce Guru Maharishi Shree Rajneesh Proscia’s new “GURU ADVISORY PAGE”.  It will be posted each week with a new question from one of our readers who needs the Guru’s guidance in matters touching on life, love, time travel and other important aspects of existence.  Our…

June 5th, 2012 02:10 pm    Comments Off on MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE: BBC TO BE SOLD TO ARABIAN CARTEL!! ONE MORE STEP TOWARD ARABIZATION OF ALBION.

MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE: BBC TO BE SOLD TO ARABIAN CARTEL!! ONE MORE STEP TOWARD ARABIZATION OF ALBION.

JUNE 5, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE:  ARABIAN CARTEL BUYS THE BBC FOR UNDISCLOSED SUM OF MONEY.   HEAD OF CARTEL PROMISES “BOLDER FABRICATIONS”!  McBundy Fitzfroth reporting from London.   Brunhilde Liebesbombe contributed to this report. Coming immediately after Queen Elizabeth’s Diamong Jubilee and amidst the hurly-burly of festivities along the entire length of the Thames River,…