February 1st, 2014 02:08 pm    17 comments

MINISTER OF DEFENSE COMPLETES BATTLE PLAN FOR ALEPPO; AL-ZAARA TO BE FREED; NEWS AND COMMENT

SYRIAN DEFENSE MINISTER, LT. GENERAL FAHD JAASSEM AL-FURAYJ, INSPECTS FORCES BEFORE THE FINAL PUSH TO LIBERATE ALL ALEPPO.      With the battles to eliminate all terrorist activity in this northern capital moving apace and victory after victory being accomplished, the Syrian Defense Minister has decided to personally inspect the government forces arrayed to finish…

August 15th, 2013 01:12 pm    17 comments

MASSIVE VICTORY OVER TERRORISM IN DER’AH; MINISTER OF INFORMATION VISITS SLINFEH IN LATAKIA MOUNTAINS;; MORE NEWS; PROPAGANDA

DER’AH: It is hard to imagine the Rat Terrorist Army in its various forms surviving the lethal blows from the SAA.  My sources agree that having Jordan as a base has not enhanced their ability to deliver the kind of mayhem the U.S. wanted in order to topple the Syrian government.  Here are some reasons…

April 18th, 2013 07:41 pm    25 comments

SECOND POST – APRIL 18, 2013 – SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTER DRUNK AS USUAL IN WASHINGTON; SERIOUS PROBLEM FOR EMBATTLED SAUDI REGIME

SAUDI ARABIA’S PRINCE FAISAL FIGHTING CHRONIC ALCOHOLISM AND WEIGHT LOSS; EMBATTLED SAUDI REGIME FIGHTING TO KEEP FACE WHILE ITS GOVERNMENT FLOATS IN BATHTUB GIN Anyone who has heard or seen Prince Saudi Al-Faysal recently can tell immediately that he has had a few too many.  The scrawny, scraggly, muttering, stuttering, lisping, slobbering, wobbling scion of…

August 6th, 2012 02:47 pm    1 comment

THIRD POST – AUGUST 6, 2012 – FIRED PRIME MINISTER OF SYRIA CLAIMS DEFECTION TO "OPPOSITION":

AUGUST 6, 2012 – THIRD POST – We, at SyrPer, don’t know if this posting should be relegated to the “humor” category.  You see, O’ Lecteur, Syria has lost a personality to the opposition: RIAD HIJAB.  This Hijab fellow was so important he was never assigned any bodyguards or chauffeurs.  He was so important, he was allowed…

January 12th, 2012 08:30 pm    Comments Off on ALGERIAN FOREIGN MINISTER CONFIRMS QATAR’S FAILURE,

ALGERIAN FOREIGN MINISTER CONFIRMS QATAR’S FAILURE,

SECOND POST – January 12, 2012 – ALGERIAN FOREIGN MINISTER PUTS KIBOSH ON QATARI ATTACKS AGAINST SYRIA.  The foreign minister of Algeria, Mourad Medelci, has stuck a big thumb into the eye socket of Prince Fatso of Qatar with his statement that Algeria will not honor any Arab League boycott imposed against Syria, an Arab nationalist…