December 30th, 2015 11:13 am    36 comments

DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY SWATS DOWN TERRORISTS IN SHIMISKEEN; MoD DECLARES TERRORIST MORALE AT ALL TIME LOW

  DER’AH:  A communique announced by the Ministry of Defense yesterday describes terrorist morale at an all-time low.  This assessment is the result of months of surveillance and eavesdropping combined with statistics indicating a spike in the number of rodents who have abjured terrorism over the last 6 months.  The only group which appears to…

August 17th, 2015 10:05 am    91 comments

NUSRA DEVOURS DISASTER IN DER’AH; TAL AL-ZA’TAR LIBERATED! SYRIAN ARMY MOPS UP THE JORDANIAN-AIDED TERRORISTS

DERA’H:  What a massacre at Al-Nu’ayma!  It happened just before 4:30 a.m. on Friday when the 132nd Brigade of Syria’s 5th Mechanized Armored Division, a part of First Army Corps, laid into Liwaa` Thuwwaar Sooriyya (Brigade of Syria’s Revolutionaries, tee hee hee) and eradicated them and their allies.  I had vague reports of this battle…

June 13th, 2015 01:52 pm    106 comments

HUNDREDS OF TERRORISTS KILLED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN MASSIVE SWEEP; SYRIAN SOLDIERS SQUASH ISIS AND ALQAEDA RATS IN DER’AH, HOMS AND QUNAYTRA, !

DER’AH:  It appears more and more that the SAA is gaining momentum all over the south as more troops are reinforcing from the Damascus and Suwaydaa` countrysides.   West of ‘Itmaan:  SAA killed 12 rodents here and destroyed 2 armored vehicles south of the Cable Building.  All foreigners.   Basr Al-Hareer:  23 confirmed rats killed…

January 13th, 2015 01:24 pm    82 comments

DER’AH: SAUDI TERRORISTS TASTE DUST UNDER THE TANKS OF THE SYRIAN ARMY

DER’AH:   Inkhil:  In a uniquely precise operation, the SAA struck hard at the Liwaa` Jaydoor Al-Hawraan and Liwaa` Hamza Assadullaah killing a confirmed 11 terrorists and taking 4 prisoners.  These groups belong to Nusra.   ‘Itmaan:  Harakat Al-Muthanna, another Nusra franchise, was tripped up by faulty intelligence and fell right into a trap set…

December 11th, 2014 02:56 pm    62 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ERADICATING ERDOGHAN’S GOONS IN IDLIB AND DER’AH; AL-JAZEERA REPORTER AND GUN RUNNER KILLED BY OWN RATS

Kafr Mayyit/Abu Al-Zubayr/Baalis/Qumaynaas Axis:  The SAA conducted a flawless raid on Erdoghan’s Nusra rodents and killed 16 while wounding a reported 11: Saamir Al-Sirmaani Ghaazi Shamlaan ‘Abdul-‘Azheem Furaykaash Zaahi Mahmoud Zi’innu Muhammad Sharafuddeen The rest of the dead were confirmed foreigners, some Turks and some Georgians.   Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan:  We can confirm a successful assassination…

November 27th, 2014 11:46 am    132 comments

DER’AH: SHAYKH MISKEEN ABOUT TO FALL TO SAA

DER’AH: Al-Shaykh Miskeen:  The SAA has established complete artillery control over the road between Nawaa and Al-Shaykh Miskeen.  The control is now so tight the rats have been complaining about festering carcasses they are unable to remove or bury. A command-and-control nest run by Nusra was devastated last night by SAA killing in the process…