DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY SWATS DOWN TERRORISTS IN SHIMISKEEN; MoD DECLARES TERRORIST MORALE AT ALL TIME LOW
DER’AH: A communique announced by the Ministry of Defense yesterday describes terrorist morale at an all-time low. This assessment is the result of months of surveillance and eavesdropping combined with statistics indicating a spike in the number of rodents who have abjured terrorism over the last 6 months. The only group which appears to…