October 24th, 2014 08:53 am    22 comments

DER’AH: NUSRA SMOTHERED IN TOWN AFTER TOWN; SYRIAN ARMY FOILS MEETING OF NUSRA RATS IN YADOODA; SAUDI OFFICER KILLED IN KOBANE

  Al-Yaadoodaa:  Even rodents have to meet to get their affairs in order. Whether it’s writing a last will and testament or planning to starve the local population because it won’t support them. Whatever it may be, the meetings go on right under the watchful eye of Syria’s vaunted security services.  The day before yesterday,…

April 25th, 2014 03:01 pm    43 comments

ALEPPO FALLING INTO HANDS OF SYRIAN ARMY

Note to readers:  Sorry I didn’t post yesterday.  I had to leave town to interpret at a preliminary examination in Mt. Pleasant.  On Saturday, I’ll bring you all up to date on the SAA’s victories all over Syria. ALEPPO:  Old Aleppo: An attempted infiltration into the ‘Abdul-Hameed Al-Zahraawi School was repulsed by NDF.  Wael reports 8…

March 23rd, 2014 10:56 am    171 comments

ERDOGHAN: ACT OF WAR!; TURK RODENT SHOOTS DOWN SAAF JET IN SAR AIRSPACE; RODENTS WIPED OUT IN ‘ADRAA TOWN IN SPECTACULAR AMBUSH A LA AL-‘UTAYBA; FIERCE FIGHTING FOR KASAB IN NORTH; INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS COURT ACCEPTS CASE AGAINST ERDOGHAN FOR TERRORISM; NEWS AND COMMENT

LATAKIA: Erdoghan, embattled in Ankara and now in Strasbourg, France, as the International Court of Human Rights has accepted a law suit filed by prominent Lebanese attorney, May Al-Khansaa.  In order to deflect attention from his corruption scandal that resulted in over 1,500 of his party members jumping ship, Erdoghan has given the order to…

March 11th, 2014 02:15 pm    32 comments

DAMASCUS BEING CLEARED OF RATS; CHECHEN JACKALS MURDER 10 YEAR OLD BOY AND 6 OTHERS IN DAYR EL-ZOR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

  DAMASCUS:   Gee, whatever happened to the Southern Front?  Surprise?!!  I don’t know. Yabrood: Another Lebanteezian from Tripoli is identified amongst the 15 dead rats.  56 were wounded and taken prisoner. Haytham Ammoon (Lebanteezian cat vomit) ‘Umar Hazali (He’s still laughing in Hell) Waa`el Beetaar Khaleel Al-Jaamoos ‘Abdul-Mu`min Al-Ni’ma Muhammad Al-Hawaa Wasseem Bakkoor Al-Zabadaani: …