February 15th, 2014 12:17 pm    50 comments

SYRIAN GOVERNMENT OFFERS “ADOPT A TERRORIST RAT”

“WE NEED A HOME. WILL YOU TAKE US IN?“   THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT HAS IMPLEMENTED A NEW POLICY DESIGNED TO ADDRESS THE HUMANITARIAN CONCERNS OF MANY: WHAT TO DO ABOUT FOREIGN TERRORISTS CAPTURED BY THE SYRIAN ARMY? With the Amnesty Program moving apace in the country giving young men a second chance at a normal…

August 21st, 2012 03:08 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS

THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS

THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – MNS REPORTS ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS!!! Tonya LeBete reporting from Damascus; Ulysses Upton Ulrich from London; Pablo Escobar from Quito, Ecuador. In a startling new development, President Bashar Al-Assad of Syria, has offered Julian Assange, founder of Wikileaks and asylum seeker, the entire British Embassy…

January 15th, 2012 01:11 pm    Comments Off on BUFFOON OF THE DAY, PRINCE FATSO; ASSAD IS COMPLETE CONTROL OF SYRIA, OFFERS AMNESTY TO TRAITORS;

BUFFOON OF THE DAY, PRINCE FATSO; ASSAD IS COMPLETE CONTROL OF SYRIA, OFFERS AMNESTY TO TRAITORS;

January 15, 2012 – FIRST POST – Prince Fatso of Catarrh has suggested that Arab troops go into Syria to stop the bloodshed!!!  What Arab troops?  Well, the devil is in the details.  But what if there are no details?  Then, Prince Fatso deserves his new title:  Buffoon of the Day.  You see, the slovenly,…

November 17th, 2011 03:03 pm    Comments Off on MONARCH OF MYTHICAL KINGDOM OF JORDAN OFFERS SAGE COUNSEL TO DR. ASSAD;

MONARCH OF MYTHICAL KINGDOM OF JORDAN OFFERS SAGE COUNSEL TO DR. ASSAD;

November 17, 2011 – SECOND POST TODAY – KING SQUAT SON OF TOM THUMB TYRANT has conveyed his vapid views to the BBC three days ago during which he ranted about Dr. Assad stepping down as president of the Syrian Arab Republic.  This remark ignited a cascade of laughter and derisive hoots from the readership who…