January 31st, 2013 08:30 pm    1 comment

SECOND POST – JANUARY 31, 2013 – SYRPER’S FOOD PAGE VISITED AGAIN WITH CAST IRON CHEF EPHEMERAL LAGASEOUS

SECOND POST – JANUARY 31, 2013 – SYRPER’S FOOD PAGE IS REOPENED WITH A GREAT NEW RECIPE FROM “CAST IRON” CHEF EPHEMERAL LAGASEOUS. E Ephemeral, seen here on a well-travelled road in New Orleans, checks everything out for that special ingredient in today’s new recipe.  Hi, everybody!  It’s me here for the first time introducing…

January 16th, 2013 08:31 pm    1 comment

FOURTH POST – JANUARY 16, 2013 – SYRPER’S CAST IRON CHEF RECIPE PAGE

FOURTH POST – JANUARY 16, 2013 – SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S CAST IRON CHEF RECIPE PAGE WITH CELEBRITY CHEF BULLTWANG SCHMUCK   “I told you I’m Austrian, not German. Nicht schuldig. Okay?” Wellkommen.  Wellkommen! to all Syrian Perspective readers.  I’m Bulltwang Schmuck, Cast Iron Chef from Austria, with the third installment of the cuisine page for SyrPer. …

January 8th, 2013 03:01 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – JANUARY 8, 2013 – SYRPER’S TINPAN GALLEY PAGE INTRODUCES TINPAN CHEFS

SECOND POST – JANUARY 8, 2013 – SYRPER’S TINPAN GALLEY PAGE INTRODUCES TINPAN CHEFS

SECOND POST – JANUARY 8, 2013-  SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE INAUGURATES “TIN-PAN GALLEY”.  IT’S OUR GOURMET FOOD PAGE FOR THE YUPPIES IN THE CROWD Syrian Perspective is proud to host TIN-PAN GALLEY with world-renowned chefs: SNOBBY FILAY, BARRIO FATALI and EPHEMERAL LEGASEOUS.  Our first installment sheds light on Snobby’s unusual taste in home entertainment.  As Snobby famously…

August 20th, 2012 07:11 pm    1 comment

FOURTH POST – SYRPER’S NEW PAGE: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

AUGUST 20, 2012 – FOURTH POST – “WHERE ARE THEY NOW?” Let’s see how up-to-date our readers are with this new installment about people who just seem to fly off the radar screen.  WHERE IS? 1.  RIAD HIJAB?  He was only the Syrian Prime Minister for three months before he decided to flee to Jordan and diss President…

July 9th, 2012 06:05 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – JULY 9, 2012 – GURU PROSCIA’S ADVISORY PAGE, PART III

SECOND POST – JULY 9, 2012 – GURU PROSCIA’S ADVISORY PAGE, PART III

SECOND POST – JULY 9, 2012 – GURU PROSCIA ANSWERS ALL QUESTIONS FROM DEVOTED READERS OF SYRPER: This question is from Atrash Otarsh of Ulan Bator, Mongolia. QUESTION:  Dear Guru, I am a Mongolian faith healer.  Recently, a patient wanted me to extract his liver and replace it with a VW radiator.  What purpose would…

June 12th, 2012 03:51 pm    Comments Off on MERCURY NEWS SERVICE NEWEST ADDITION: GURU PROSCIA ADVISORY PAGE

MERCURY NEWS SERVICE NEWEST ADDITION: GURU PROSCIA ADVISORY PAGE

JUNE 12, 2012 – The Mercury News Service is proud to announce Guru Maharishi Shree Rajneesh Proscia’s new “GURU ADVISORY PAGE”.  It will be posted each week with a new question from one of our readers who needs the Guru’s guidance in matters touching on life, love, time travel and other important aspects of existence.  Our…

June 3rd, 2012 04:26 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – JUNE 3, 2012 – SUNDAY EDITORIAL PAGE

THIRD POST – JUNE 3, 2012 – SUNDAY EDITORIAL PAGE

THIRD POST – JUNE 3, 2012 – SUNDAY EDITORIAL PAGE This Sunday’s opinion written by Epikur Dasein TerSchnorrte MAN’S RIGHT TO BE IGNORANT!! On this day…perhaps like no other…basic rights are being whittled down by nefarious and noxious nabobs of nihilism.  And I mean that.  It’s so curious how so many “rights” are listed in the constitutions…

March 5th, 2012 08:00 pm    Comments Off on NEW TOP TEN PAGE FOR SYRPER;

NEW TOP TEN PAGE FOR SYRPER;

March 5, 2012 – Chief Archivist for SyrPer, Lyndon Stuffmupper, has just announced the introduction of a new entertainment page titled: SyrPer Top Ten.  In this new addition to our already formidable table of categories, we list the top ten of every possible field or endeavor man has encountered or conquered.  It will begin tomorrow with…