February 17th, 2014 01:54 pm    47 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-SHAYKH NAJJAAR AND TALLAT AL-GHAALI! LIBERATES MA’AAN; CRUSHES TERRORIST RATS IN AL-HASAKA

Syrian Army troops from the 4th Mechanized Armored Division assess their victory over the rats at Al-Shaykh Najjaar.  ALEPPO:   Al-Shaykh Najjaar:  The last nest of rodent filth was rendered dust by the SAA yesterday as all the vermin left in a hurry toward their Masada in ‘Anadaan.  The sweep was completed on Sunday in…

January 29th, 2014 11:58 am    47 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CLEANS UP IN ALEPPO, HOMS AND DAMASCUS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS: 46 RATS SURRENDER DEMANDING CLEMENCY AND A RETURN TO CIVILIZED LIFE IN DAMASCUS   These former rodents from Babeelaa and Bayt Sahm have settled their accounts with the people of Syria by returning to a normal, civilized life.     Daarayyaa:  A group calling itself “Brigade of the Martyrs” (Liwaa` Al-Shuhadaa`, yawn) joined their…