January 13th, 2014 10:29 pm    37 comments

RIAD HIJAB: EARTHSHAKING WITHDRAWAL FROM SNC; BEHIND THE SCENES, WHAT SAA AND J.N. ARE THINKING; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

  (Courtesy: Kerrywaghorn) Hijaab has been described by one member of the Ba’ath Party as a “blind ox”.  His reputation for awkward political maneuvering is best exemplified by his flight to Jordan, after his treasonous defection, when he was met at the border by Jordanian Bedouin troops who thought he was a diesel fuel smuggler. …

August 12th, 2013 03:00 pm    37 comments

OUTCAST COMMANDER RIAD AL-AS’AD CONDEMNS FSA, IDREES AND ENTIRE OPPOSITION IN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

RIAD AL-AS’AD, DESERTER, TRAITOR, BOUNDER, FORMER RUNWAY REPAIRMAN FOR SYRIAN AIR FORCE, PATENTED KLUTZ AND WINNER OF SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S LONG JOHN SILVER AWARD FOR PEG-LEGGED DOOFUSES, EXCORIATES, LAMBASTES, DENOUNCES, DISSES, PISSES AND MISSES THE WHOLE POINT IN A DAFT INTERVIEW WITH THE “FREE SYRIAN PRESS AGENCY”*.   It was not all that long ago when…

May 4th, 2013 02:16 pm    9 comments

FIRST POST – MAY 4, 2013 – SYRPER AWARDS COLONEL RIAD AL-AS’AD THE "LONG JOHN SILVER PEGLEG MEDAL" FOR OUTSTANDING SERVICE TO ONE-LEGGED RODENTS

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE AWARDS THE COVETED “LONG JOHN SILVER AWARD” TO FORMER SYRIAN AIR FORCE COLONEL RIAD AL-AS’AD, FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION TO THE POPULATION OF ONE-LEGGED VILLAINS IN THE WORLD. Many of our readers probably did not know that such an award existed.  But the great Scottish author, Robert Lewis Stevenson, who wrote the immortal adventure…

March 25th, 2013 06:45 pm    8 comments

THIRD POST – MARCH 25, 2013 – RIAD AL-AS’AD ON DEATH WATCH LIST;

THIRD POST – MARCH 25, 2013 – RIAD AL-AS’AD JUST A MINUTE AWAY FROM HELL; TURKISH DOCTORS INCOMPETENT, UNABLE TO STOP BLEEDING; AL-AS’AD IN COMA.  FLAGELLA FLAWSON’S FIRST APPEARANCE ON SYRPER’S WILDLY POPULAR “CAST IRON CHEF PRESENTS”.Our raspberries go out to all those who care about this scoundrel and traitor.  Only SyrPer told you the…

March 25th, 2013 02:00 pm    3 comments

FIRST POST – MARCH 25, 2013 – RIAD AL-AS’AD MORTALLY WOUNDED!! NEWS FROM THE FRONT; FSA COLLAPSING; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA FROM AROUND THE GLOBE

FIRST POST – MARCH 25, 2013 – RIAD AL-AS’AD MORTALLY WOUNDED!!, NEWS FROM THE FRONT; AL-KHATEEB CALLS IT QUITS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA FROM AROUND THE GLOBE NEWS STRAIGHT TO SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE FROM THE BATTLE ZONE: CAPTAIN ZONTAR, RIAD AL-AS’AD, COMMITTED AGAIN TO HOSPITAL; THIS TIME HE’S A GONER: Oh, Riad, we hardly got to know…

February 10th, 2013 07:37 pm    8 comments

SECOND POST – FEBRUARY 10, 2013 – WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

SECOND POST – FEBRUARY 10, 2013 – WHERE ARE THEY NOW?  SYRPER’S FORAY INTO THE WORLD OF THE PARANORMALIt’s natural to think back on all those prominent personalities who occupied your time and reading material and, then, in a seemingly sudden and violent confluence of time and space, disappeared from your radar screen.  You know…

September 19th, 2012 06:11 pm    Comments Off on FIFTH POST – ERDOGHAN FORCES LIBYAN TERRORISTS INTO SYRIA; NEWS OF SYRIAN ARMY TRIUMPH EVERYWHERE; RIAD AL-AS’AD SUFFERING SEVERE DEPRESSION

FIFTH POST – ERDOGHAN FORCES LIBYAN TERRORISTS INTO SYRIA; NEWS OF SYRIAN ARMY TRIUMPH EVERYWHERE; RIAD AL-AS’AD SUFFERING SEVERE DEPRESSION

FIFTH POST – SEPTEMBER 19, 2012 – ERDOGHAN WAR CRIMINAL FORCES LIBYAN TERRORISTS TO ENTER SYRIA; SYRIAN ARMY TRIUMPHS PUSH MORALE THROUGH THE ROOF; RIAD AL-AS’AD REPORTED SUFFERING FROM SEVERE DEPRESSION; This in from Aslan in Antioch.  The government of Turkish war criminal, Recep Tayyip Erdoghan,