AMERICAN SUICIDE BOMBER IN SYRIA RETARDED MAN 1
May 30th, 2014 10:46 am    22 comments

AMERICAN SUICIDE BOMBER IN SYRIA RETARDED MAN

  IDLIB: “Abu Hurayra Al-Amreeki”, with his daytime snack curled up in his arms,  beams for the camera in anticipation of his short trip to Purgatory.  This poor runt is mildly retarded and fell for the allure of dying in a cause espoused by the Nusra organization. We don’t know his real name yet.  The…

IDLIB SCENE OF SYRIAN ARMY FURY 10
May 29th, 2014 12:08 pm    35 comments

IDLIB SCENE OF SYRIAN ARMY FURY

IDLIB: Mu’tarem:  Yesterday, the SAA caught a convoy of terrorists blundering their way into the fires of Hell.  Besides destroying 6 vans and 2 pickups festooned with the usual Bandar-Blunderbuss, the SAA killed these: Raamez Al-Sa’aati Muhammad Radhwaan Halabi Bassaam Al-Labwa Saati’ Muhammad-‘Ali Taareq Muhammad Al-Bakawaati Raateb Shaa’ooth Saj’aan Mahmoud Awbak Qusayy ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Zhaafer Muhayshi…

AMERICAN BUFFOON SUICIDE BOMBER FOR NUSRA FLIES TO HELL! 23
May 29th, 2014 08:22 am    72 comments

AMERICAN BUFFOON SUICIDE BOMBER FOR NUSRA FLIES TO HELL!

  The degenerate American, “Abu Hurayra Al-Amreeki” (Id pending), seen here with the look of a complete idiot on his terrorist face smiles for the camera before devouring the live cat he his holding to prove his true Islamist worth as a member of Obama’s Nusra gang.  This pervert and son of a slimeball drug…

ALL LARGE CITIES REMAIN FIRMLY IN SAA CONTROL 33
May 27th, 2014 07:19 pm    36 comments

ALL LARGE CITIES REMAIN FIRMLY IN SAA CONTROL

Latakia, Tartous and Sweida are safe. Idlib, Hama and Homs have been liberated. Large operations underway in Aleppo and Damascus with more than 80 % of these capital cities under government control. Daraa and Deir ez-Zor have been holding on for a while. Government troops there are largely entrenched with some sporadic advances. The only…

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS NUSRA LEADER ABU KHATTAB AL-HAMAWI IN HAMAA 35
May 26th, 2014 03:00 pm    28 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS NUSRA LEADER ABU KHATTAB AL-HAMAWI IN HAMAA

  HAMA: SYRPER IS ECSTATIC IN ANNOUNCING ANOTHER DEPARTURE OF A WANTED NUSRA SCAVENGER CREEP BY THE NAME OF “ABU KHATTAAB AL-HAMAWI”.  (Wild applause) He was in Hama City trying to drum up interest in more operations to destroy Syria. For some reason, his audience wasn’t impressed and called the Ministry of the Interior.  With…