December 17th, 2014 03:15 pm    45 comments

NUSRA FALLS LIKE FLIES IN LATAKIA AS SYRIAN ARMY SLAMS TURK-AIDED DEGENERATE CRIMINALS

LATAKIA:   Birnaas Village and Al-Kirt: The SAA executed a superbly planned operation catching the slimy rodent Turk-assisted rats of Nusra completely unawares.  During the fighting which lasted 2 hours, the SAA came upon a large warehouse in Birnaas containing over 90 GRAD missiles and 43 LAO Zionist-manufactured rockets along with 3 pickups all rigged…

December 14th, 2014 11:16 am    38 comments

SAA COMPLETES ACTUAL ENCIRCLEMENT OF ALEPPO; DE MISTURA EFFORT EXPOSED AS FRAUD

ALEPPO:   The encirclement of Aleppo and attendant choke-off of all supply and reinforcement pathways is now complete. Unlike the situation before when the encirclement was by virtue of artillery control, Aleppo is now hermetically sealed with the presence of the army at every artery serving this northern capital.  South and West Handaraat are firmly…

December 13th, 2014 08:02 am    49 comments

ISIS ATTACKS ON DAYR EL-ZOR TOTTER- HUNDREDS KILLED – AS ISIS EXECUTES ITS OWN FLEEING RATS; TERRORIST WIFE ARRESTED BY SAR

DAYR EL-ZOR:   You can imagine the delight we at SyrPer experience when we hear ISIS executing 200+ of its own murdering rats on the charge they fled the scene of battle.  In this case, the executions were reported by ISIS itself in Al-Raqqa.  The 200 or more vermin were once in Dayr El-Zor as…

December 12th, 2014 08:25 am    59 comments

LIBYAN RODENT BLOWS SELF UP IN OLD TANK AT DAYR EL-ZOR AIRBASE; SYRIAN SOLDIERS LAUGH AT LIBYAN DEGENERATE

At approximately 12:00 a.m. on Thursday/Friday a lone rodent from Libya strapped himself into the driver’s seat of a restored T-55 battle tank and drove into comic history.  This would be the 8th time ISIS sacrificed one of its prized rodents in an effort to breach the perimeter of the Dayr El-Zor Airbase.  This time,…

December 11th, 2014 02:56 pm    62 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ERADICATING ERDOGHAN’S GOONS IN IDLIB AND DER’AH; AL-JAZEERA REPORTER AND GUN RUNNER KILLED BY OWN RATS

Kafr Mayyit/Abu Al-Zubayr/Baalis/Qumaynaas Axis:  The SAA conducted a flawless raid on Erdoghan’s Nusra rodents and killed 16 while wounding a reported 11: Saamir Al-Sirmaani Ghaazi Shamlaan ‘Abdul-‘Azheem Furaykaash Zaahi Mahmoud Zi’innu Muhammad Sharafuddeen The rest of the dead were confirmed foreigners, some Turks and some Georgians.   Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan:  We can confirm a successful assassination…

December 10th, 2014 02:24 pm    136 comments

ALEPPO COMES ALIVE AGAIN WITH NEWLY-OPENED AVENUES

ALEPPO: In a development that will have Erdoghan and his criminals in a tizzy, SyrPer is confident in telling its readers that formerly closed avenues in Syria’s most industrious city, Aleppo, are being opened for bustling traffic and a vigorous economic life. The evidence is that the city is coming back slowly.  We know many Aleppans…