SYRIAN ARMY KILLS JORDANIAN CHILD MOLESTERS IN LATAKIA 1
November 23rd, 2014 12:07 pm    119 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS JORDANIAN CHILD MOLESTERS IN LATAKIA

LATAKIA:  It was a bad day for plague-carrying pigs in Latakia yesterday.  The SAA and NDF went berserk at Al-Kooz Mountain, among other places, and killed a whole slew of the feral, porcine, bottom-feeding, snot-snorting hogs of Nusra.   Al-Kooz Mountain:  A warehouse for IEDs, supplied by Erdoghani Rat Turks, was destroyed by the SAA when…

November 23rd, 2014 11:52 am    60 comments

GENERAL AL-FURAYJ IN AL-MAWREK REVIEWS FORCES; SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES SAUDI APE-RATS IN LATAKIA

HAMA:  Lt. General of the Syrian Arab Army and MInister of Defense, Fahd Jaassem Al-Furayj, reviewed positions and conditions of SAA forces in Mork (Al-Mawrek), Hilfaayaa, Arza and Khattaab.  General Al-Furayj hails from a town in Hama called Rahjaan, so it must have been delightful to see the diseased, plague-ridden vestiges of the Saudi Arabian…

November 20th, 2014 08:02 am    147 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ROLLS OVER TERRORISTS IN DER’AH

DER’AH:   Tal ‘Urayd area:  Nusra tried attacking several checkpoints at ‘Ayn ‘Afaa, Tallat ‘Ayn ‘Afaa, Al-Faqee’ and Al-Dalli manned by SAA infantrymen and security personnel 6 days ago.  We did not report it because more details were to be sent about the battle.  It was a disaster for Nusra.  SyrPer has learned that 84…

November 19th, 2014 03:21 pm    40 comments

GENERAL AYYOOB AT AL-SHAA’ER MOUNTAIN; MORE TERRORISTS SURRENDER FOR AMNESTY IN HOMS; 191 ISIS RODENTS KILLED IN 2 DAYS

HOMS:  Lt. General ‘Ali ‘Abdullah Ayyoob, Chief of the Syrian General Staff, visited troops in the area of Al-Shaa’er Mountain yesterday and inspected positions.  He was briefed by field commanders on the situation in light of ISIS’ withdrawal under heavy artillery fire and unrelenting assault by the Syrian Army. We can confirm the total delousing…

November 17th, 2014 01:22 pm    61 comments

NATO TERRORISTS CANNOT HOLD OUT IN IDLIB

Kafr Anbal:   A rat leader by the name of Jihaad Za’toor was killed by a landmine on November 11, 2014.  The landmine was place by another terrorist organization.   Dayr Sunbul:  My!  My!  The SAA has found the body of Abu ‘Abdul-‘Azeez Al-Qatari (Iraqi nationality) and the leader of Jund Al-Aqsaa, a brand of Jamaal…

IDLIB: SYRIAN ARMY AMBUSH KILLS 47 NUSRA TERRORISTS IN NAHLA; SAA CONTROLS NAWAA AND SHMISKEEN 3
November 16th, 2014 11:21 am    31 comments

IDLIB: SYRIAN ARMY AMBUSH KILLS 47 NUSRA TERRORISTS IN NAHLA; SAA CONTROLS NAWAA AND SHMISKEEN

  IDLIB:   Nahla Village:  In an ambush that has become a staple of the Army’s enhanced tactical repertoire,  the SAA mined the main route into the town with remotely controlled explosives and awaited patiently the inevitable caravan of carcasses which was to dot the landscape of this fertile stretch of Syrian soil noted for…